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Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ores Mined:	3885	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5195
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8129	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2397	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?