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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 520 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 295 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Join us and become part of a community where moving to America and becoming a redneck husband or dad is a totally normal aspiration. We welcome players from all over the world, especially if you speak three languages fluently like our Argentinian friend here.
On our server, you can practice your English skills and aim for that coveted C2 level while building insane structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a redneck lady who will make you her husband!
So come on, join us and celebrate the 4th of July in style. God bless America, and God bless our crazy Minecraft server!