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GoodBadGuyMC SMP

bad, character assassination, controversial, Good, GoodBadGuyMC, Hero, Historical figures, History, judgment, Legacy, misconceptions, misunderstood, misunderstood figures, morality, perspective, public perception, Redemption, reevaluation, reputation, revisionist history, smp, Villain

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	6896	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

Account.., alive and dead cat, Amazon, Austrian physicist, cat in a box, Paradox, philosophical paradox, physics experiment, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger, Schrödingers, scientific thought experiment, scientist, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, airborne toxins, carcinogens, chemical exposure, CraftyCraft, environmental health, flexible materials, garden hoses, health risks, long tail tags, lunchboxes, phthalates, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, PlasticizerFree, plasticizers, Pollution, reproductive toxins, shower curtains, socal, southern california, toxic exposure, Upholstery

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Votes:	8614	Potions Brewed:	164
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

mc.europlayzone.eu

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, competitive, Cosplayer Neeko, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, Gaming, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, MOBA, Model Viewer, multiplayer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Server, strategy, Worlds 2024

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Votes:	2121
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Star Shards Collected:	159
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	185
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Animals Bred:	116
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

brain power, BrainPowerVSWill, cognitive ability, Decision making, determination, determination vs intelligence, Focus, Grit, inner strength, intelligence, mental acuity, mental agility, mental endurance, mental fortitude, mental strength, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, resilience, self-discipline, smp, will power

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	299	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?