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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 412 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4313 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
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