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Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	503

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	31
Emeralds Found:	3561	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Cannabis, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, Fun, influence, Marijuana, Party, pass, passed, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, saying no, smoking, social situations, Stops, substance use, temptation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

Adventure, Atlyss, character creation, CraftyMcCraftFace, Customization, Detailed, Dream game., Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Limitless, open world, role playing, Triple A games, ultimate experience, vast, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	562	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Animals Bred:	107
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!