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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5858 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?
So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!