90kyr Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crops Grown:	5716	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	1063	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Votes:	331	Magic Items Found:	7893
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	82	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7764

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	593010
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Void Armor Forged:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Crops Grown:	8815

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!