909 kick Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!

adult behavior, adult son, banning, basement, BlockBanned, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, moms, online behavior, online gaming, parental control, parenting, punishment, raising children, sexist behavior, teenage boy, verbal abuse, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Items Found:	8760
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.

Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.

We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.

So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!

GazaCeaseFire2021

American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	917	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

CrazyCatCraft

BIZARRE, Cats, Communication, CrazyCatCraft, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, culture, Diversity, Felines, Global, internet, ONLINE, perspective, Pets, social media, society, Technology, Unique, virtual, world wide web

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4368
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

LOL come join this server cuz we have CATS EVERYWHERE, like seriously, they run the show here. We got cat kingdoms, cat castles, even cat cafes where you can sip on milk while petting a fluffy feline. It’s a purr-fect paradise for all you cat lovers out there. Plus, rumor has it that the cats are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one meow at a time. So if you want to be part of the ultimate cat conspiracy, hop on this server and join the fur-ocious fun!

CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

Australia, Best covid clips, Clips, covid, covid shot mandates, CovidCraft, crazier things, dead lying in the streets, GOOGLE, Hiding, inconsistencies, Insanity, interstate border closures, italy, Lies, Links, lockdowns, Masks, Never forget, personal anecdotes, SAVED, scrubbed, Server, Videos

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	332
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?

AnimeMania Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, AnimeMania, childhood memories, classic anime, comedy, defining anime, friendship, high school, iconic series, important show, japanese animation, Kawaii, Lucky Star, Medium, Minecraft, nostalgic, otaku culture, pop culture, Server, slice of life, wee babby

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like the Lucky Star of Minecraft servers – defining what it means to be awesome in every blocky way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than a magical girl anime. Build your own world and show off your creativity to fellow players who will be in awe of your skills. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens – only on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that will make you say, “Move over Lucky Star, there’s a new sheriff in town!”

Rent-A-Boyfriend: AITA Edition

6 weeks, Afford, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Edition, Europe, Europe rent, living arrangement, long distance, MONEY, occupying, Rent, RentABoyfriend, roommate, small room, Space, split rent

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of space? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fair rent distribution even in the virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your roommates from around the world. Will they be shocked when you ask for a fair share of the virtual rent? Will they try to compromise by offering you less virtual money because they’re still paying rent in their virtual European apartment? The drama unfolds on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate roommate simulator in Minecraft. Who knew virtual rent could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate virtual landlord or if you’ll be labeled as the virtual asshole for asking for your fair share of the virtual rent!

CraftyGoodVibes

Acts of kindness, Bright spots, CraftyGoodVibes, Encouraging developments, Global progress, Heartwarming initiatives, hidden gems, Hopeful trends, Humanitarian efforts, inspirational stories, Inspiring movements, Lesser-known achievements, Lesser-publicized positivity, Optimistic news, Positive Change, positive news, Small victories, Underreported good news, Unnoticed successes, Unrecognized advancements., Uplifting events

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poop out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen! Who knew saving the world could be this much fun?

CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure

$50bn Aid Deal, 50bn, Adventure, aid, CraftyCreeperJoes, crisis response, Democracies Can Deliver, Democracy, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european union, FOREIGN AID, G7, global affairs, global politics, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, joe biden, president biden, security assistance, summit, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CellularRespawnCraft

biology, Bodies, cells, CellularRespawnCraft, Consciousness, Existence, Flawed, human experience, Identity, Memories, mortality, multiple lives, Perception, philosophy, Regeneration, Reincarnation, Renewal, Replacement, Science, Self, transformation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

yo, so like, have you ever thought about how we’re basically living multiple lives in multiple bodies cuz our cells keep changin’ and our memories are all messed up? well, if you wanna experience that on a whole new level, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a whole new body, livin’ a whole new life in the minecraft world. one minute you’re a pig, the next you’re a creeper, then boom, you’re a freakin’ enderman! it’s like a never-ending cycle of reincarnation but in blocky form.

and get this, each time you respawn, you gotta complete a wild challenge to unlock a new body. one time you might have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks, and the next you might have to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. it’s bonkers, but it’s so much fun!

so if you’re lookin’ for a server that’ll make you question your existence while havin’ a blast, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true meaning of life in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up as a blocky chicken. either way, it’s gonna be a riot!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailMC Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the Nether. Our community is as vibrant as a field of blooming poppies, and we guarantee you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Notch himself plays here in disguise. And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than a TNT cannon in a fireworks factory.