PixelVisionLASIK

astigmatism, corrective eye surgery, eye care, eye doctor, eye health, eye surgery, eye treatment, farsightedness, laser eye surgery, lasik, long-term effects, medical procedure, nearsightedness, ophthalmology, patient experience, PixelVisionLASIK, recovery process, refractive surgery, surgical options, vision correction, visual acuity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mines Excavated:	3944	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	1424

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

#covert operations, BoomerLeaks, breach of trust, classified documents, confidential data, data breach, data security, disbelieving., Espionage, government secrets, home, information protection, intelligence leaks, leaking classified information, national security, nursing, nursing home staff, Retired intelligence officers, retirement community, retirement home, SECURITY, security breach, sensitive information, unauthorized disclosure

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? retired intelligence officers, like the ones who used to be all sneaky and stuff, are now in a nursing home, right? and get this, they’re leaking all this super top secret classified info to the nursing home staff! like, imagine being a nurse and finding out that mrs. smith in room 203 used to be a spy or something. it’s like a real life spy movie, but in a nursing home! join our minecraft server and uncover all the crazy secrets these old spies are spilling. it’s gonna be wild, dude. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

What is the IP for Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft Server?

1.10, 1.11, 1.8, 1.9, 360, BUILD, building, challenge, command, Creative, family friendly, Game, gameplay, Gaming, how-to, ideas, Jumbo, Let’s Play, mc, mcpe, Minecraft, mini game, mobile, Mumbo, MumboJumbo, no swearing, pe, Piston, playthrough, pocket edition, ps4, Redstone, Server, Showcase, spotlight, Survival, Technical, ThatMumboJumbo, tutorial, Vanilla, Xbox

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1009
New Chunks Explored:	771443	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5221	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Mumbo Jumbo is a British YouTuber and Minecraft content creator known for his redstone engineering skills and entertaining commentary. Starting his channel in 2012, he has gained a massive following with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and Hermitcraft series. Mumbo Jumbo is also a successful Twitch streamer and has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers.

Clyme Games

1.18.x, 1.21.X, Clyme Games, custom models, Discord, Mechanics, Minecraft, redone, Server, Skyblock, Textures

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Clyme Games Network- COMING SOON! Experience skyblock redone with custom models, textures, mechanics and much more. Compatible with any version of minecraft 1.18.x-1.21.x For any questions please join the discord.

play.clyme.games

🏕️ THE DUBSTEP SMP 🏕️ No dancing allowed! 18+ only! Apply for a spot now! 🕺🚫🎶

Allowed, Application Process, apply, Client modpack, Community, dancing, Discord, DubStep, Economy, Events, Friends, interview, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, server hardware, Shops, smp, spot, Vanilla, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	206
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lewdcorner/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

Ninja Village Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Anime, Believe It, determination, dream, Goal, Hidden Leaf Village, hokage, Jutsu, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, naruto uzumaki, Nine-Tails, ninja, Ninja Way, Protagonist, Server, Shinobi, Shippuden, SHONEN, success, Village

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1079	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because on our server, YOU can become the Hokage! That’s right, channel your inner ninja and become the ultimate leader of the village.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!

Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP

alone, Alone on a Friday night, Alone on Friday night, Alone vibes, Alone with Bang’s, Bang’s on a Friday night, Bang’s vibes, bangs, cold, friday night, Friday night alone, friday night vibes, Ice, ice cold, Ice cold Bang’s, Ice cold Bang’s and Weed, Ice cold Bang’s on Friday night, Ice cold on a Friday night, Ice cold vibes, Minecraft, smp, Weed, Weed on Friday night, Weed vibes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Animals Bred:	73
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9461
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

SecretSO_SMP: Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Bond, CHANGE, Communication, Connection, discovery, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learned, Minecraft, partner, relationship, secret, SecretSO_SMP, smp, Surprise, transformation, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets about your fellow players that will make your jaw drop. From secret underground bases to hidden alliances, this server is a hotbed of intrigue and betrayal.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between factions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who brings chaos to the server? The choice is yours!

So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBedBuddies

adventurous, BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, Desires, experimentation, fantasies, Intimacy, kinks, Open-mindedness, partner’s strangest request, Pleasure, relationships, role-play, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Trust, Unconventional

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8459
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Creeper Cuffs: One Handed Fun

creeper, criminal justice, cuffs, Fun, handcuff techniques, handcuffing, handcuffing a suspect, handcuffing best practices, handcuffing demonstration, handcuffing drills, handcuffing equipment, handcuffing methods, handcuffing procedure, handcuffing protocol, handcuffing safety, handcuffing tips, handcuffing training, handcuffing tutorial, handcuffs, Handed, law enforcement, one hand, police procedure, restraint

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you see this dude tryna handcuff someone with one hand! like, what the heck, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness in this server!

join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.

plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.

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