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OpinionCraft – 9AM Testosterone Boost

12:00 PM, 3:00 PM, 9:00 AM, 9am, age differences, Behavior, Beliefs, Boost, correlation, hormone levels, Masculinity, Men, older participants, OpinionCraft, political beliefs, political opinions, Psychology, research, study, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, Testosterone spikes, Younger Men

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the testosterone spikes are off the charts, making your political opinions stronger than ever before! at 9:00 AM, you’ll be feeling like a political genius, ready to conquer the virtual world with your powerful hormones. we’ve got younger men with testosterone levels through the roof, ready to dominate the older players with their sheer hormonal strength. join now and experience the craziest testosterone-fueled minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Funeral Beach Party!

Beach, beach gear, beach nearby, Beach Trip, beach vacation, destination funeral, family funeral, Funeral, funeral destination, funeral etiquette, funeral planning, funeral travel, funeral trip, GRIEVING, mourning, mourning vacation, Party, respectful travel, respectful vacation, travel, vacation etiquette

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7915	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

ElMayoCraft

arrest, Arrest warrant, crime, criminal, criminal charges, criminal investigation, drug cartel, drug lord, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, illegal activities, law enforcement, Mexican, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, Reuters, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9545	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Farms Harvested:	957
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

3am, 3AMCraft, bird, circadian rhythm, Early, early bird, early bird characteristics, early riser, glass half empty, glass half full, late riser, morning lark, morning person, morning person vs night person, morning routine, night, night owl, night owl tendencies, night owl traits, night person, night routine, OWL, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep preferences

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

AMERICANS, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, gun ownership analysis, gun ownership data, gun ownership findings, gun ownership report, gun ownership research, gun ownership statistics, gun ownership study, gun ownership survey, gun ownership trends, GunCraft2023, national survey, ownership, Protection, second amendment, self defense, statistics, survey

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

125.253.90.19:25636

BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2035
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Server, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, WTF

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2081
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.

PostKickCraft SMP

audience interaction, blogging, brand awareness, Community Building, CONTENT, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, digital strategy, ENGAGEMENT, kick, Marketing, online marketing, online presence, post, PostKickCraft, Promotion, sharing, smp, social media, social sharing, social-networking, viral content

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	738
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

blockbusters, breaking the law, committing crimes, criminal activity, criminal acts, criminal behavior, criminal conduct, criminal offenses, Edition, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activity, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal deeds, law enforcement, law violations, law-breaking, unethical behavior, unlawful activities

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

aid, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, harris, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian situation, I will not be silent, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, resolution, Silence, Support, united states

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Votes:	1038
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	6811	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!