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CraftingFails: Where losing $89k in Minecraft is just part of the game! LOL

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6201
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of losing money in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can fomo in with $220k and close out for a loss of $89k in a totally virtual and hilarious way! Who needs real-life financial stress when you can have virtual financial chaos on our server? Join now for a wild ride of ups and downs that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your financial decisions)!

KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

2016 elections, APPEAL, big screen, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Kino, KinoCraft, Lads, menu, Minecraft, movie lovers, movie magic, movie night, must watch, Nostalgia, Popcorn, RETURN, Server, silver screen, Theater

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

accident, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family, Funeral, Gratitude, Grief, insensitive, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, Priorities, reschedule, Selfishness, Server, sister, Support, trip, TripDontMatter, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2542	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

PixelPolyamoryCraft

aita, artistic expression, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Girlfriend, google meet, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., Painting, painting activity, painting basics, painting boundaries, painting rules, PixelPolyamoryCraft, Portrait, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship issue

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!

On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?

Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Emeralds Found:	761	Meteorites Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3114
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1832	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2209	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!