89 grimaldo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

banned, channel restrictions, community guidelines, Content Creator, Gaming, Guidelines, hajime, Live streaming, Minecraft, NoobFree, ONLINE, Platform, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, sanctions, Server, streaming, suspension, terms of service, twitch, video games, VIOLATION

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

Breaking Point, bullying, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional breakdown, emotional turmoil, explosive anger, mental breakdown, mental health, nice kid, Outburst, psychological trauma, quiet kid, QuietKidGoneWild, school violence, SnappedSMP, snapping, social pressure, support system, suppressed emotions, unexpected behavior, warning signs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

FoodieNightmares

childhood food aversion, childhood food fears, childhood food memories, childhood food trauma, childhood memories, childhood trauma, food anxiety, food aversion, food disgust, food fear, food phobia, food trauma healing, food trauma recovery, food trauma therapy, food-related trauma, FoodieNightmares, long-term effects of childhood food trauma, overcoming food trauma, picky eater, traumatic food events, traumatic food experiences

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

arrest, Canada, Charged, crime, criminal, Evidence, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, Murders, Police, prosecution, serial killer, SerialKillerWoman, Server, SUSPECT, trial, Victims, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

arab world, Communication, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas Leader, international affairs, Killed, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, qatar, reconciliation, regional stability, renew contact, Revival, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	4033
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

1.21.1, application, Creative, Discord, Economy, freedom, Friends, GidroApple, interactions, Join, Minecraft, No Donations, No Private, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, Players, private server, PvE, Russian, self-realization, Survival, travel, unite, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

mc.gidroapple.ru

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

Crafty, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming community jokes, gaming community memes, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming inside jokes, gaming jokes, gaming laughs, gaming memes, humor, internet humor, jokes, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Server, video game humor, video game inside jokes, video game memes, video games, viral memes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

athletes, athleticism, body image, Competition, Confidence, empowerment, feminism, Game, gender equality, Girls, Minecraft, POLO, Pool, regulations, rules, smp, sports, strength, swimming, Swimwear, teamwork, Uniforms, Water, water polo, Women in sports

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Votes:	5139
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

ToddlerTangoCraft

2 year old, aita, big fight, cheer her on, crying, dance recital, daycare, Demand, disagreement, discussion, exclusion, family, Grandparents, husband, Rude, selfish, Special Events, Tippi Toes, ToddlerTangoCraft, TURMOIL, unreasonable

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6141	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?