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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8603 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!