🍆💦800M Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

aita, baby, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, control visitors, current girlfriend, doubt, doubt myself, family friend, Father, father’s ex, Helpful, hospital visit, Labor, major medical procedure, nina, OFFENDED, OVERWHELMING, Polly, second baby, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds, exes meeting babies before dads, and more juicy drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!

Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

Astonishing, BIZARRE, eXtraordinary, FauxFactsMinecraftSMP, hard to believe., Incredible, Mind Blowing, odd, outlandish, peculiar, remarkable, Shocking.., Strange But True, Surprising, true facts, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable but true, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Boss, chief, Conflict, Gaza leader, Gaza leadership, Gaza Strip, Gazas, Hamas, Hamas leadership, Hamas statement, Haniyeh killing, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, political turmoil, Politics, SinwarCraft, Statement, Yahya Sinwar, Yahya Sinwar appointment

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

digital age, digital era, digital generation, Digital World, Entertainment, generation, Life, Media consumption, media saturation, modern society, Nostalgia, screen addiction, screen culture, screen time, simulated television, static, StaticCraft, technological advancements, Technology, television experience, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tired

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	152	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Secret 800M Minecraft Servers

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

Updated November 21, 2024

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

Updated November 21, 2024

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

Updated November 21, 2024

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Updated November 21, 2024

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

Updated November 21, 2024

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

Updated November 21, 2024

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

Updated November 21, 2024

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

Updated November 21, 2024

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

Updated November 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	3645
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Spears Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1