8 sim house Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	296	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Emeralds Found:	1736	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	422914	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magic Items Found:	8322
Enchantments Applied:	207	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Votes:	4933	Dimension Hops:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

BlockyBrisbane, bris milah, circumcision, controversial practice, health risks, herpes transmission, Jewish ritual, Jewish tradition, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral suction, religious practice, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Void Gems Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!