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WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Love Letters Sent:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

104.224.55.232

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	9720
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

createconquer.metalauncher.ru

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!