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WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?
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BlockyLove Minecraft Server
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BlockyLoveLand
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MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy
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plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!