MineCrafty McFuckery

1. Fuck careers, 10. rot in my room, 11. STEM, 12. creative person, 13. lost ability, 14. create, 15. busting my ass, 16. big bucks, 17. sun, 18. happy, 19. struggling, 2. normalfags, 20. identity crisis, 3. worthless interests, 4. blue collar family, 5. school district, 6. art, 7. music, 8. former classmates, 9. relationships, McFuckery, minecrafty

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Farms Harvested:	787	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

BreakyCraft: where diamonds are like chocolate – sweet, but hard to find! 1.21

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Bedrock Port, BreakyCraft, build battles, Chocolate, commands, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, discord server, discussions, Events, Find, Griefing, HARD, Parkour Races, Plugins, Polls, PvP battles, pvp combat, smp, stealing, Survival, SWEET

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4188
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Get ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 with us!

ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉 is a survival server with:

Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks

Plugins such as EssentialsX

Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp

A fun community willing to help new members find their way around the server

Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server

Fun events such as build battles, PvP battles, Parkour Races

Active and passionate community-driven discussions

Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing bases is not

PvP combat is allowed

If you want to check it out, join using the information below!

JAVA IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com BEDROCK IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com BEDROCK PORT: 19132

And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!

https://discord.gg/8zK6VhG6UQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing of bases is not allowed.
Can I participate in PvP battles?	Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server.
Are there specific rules for stealing from bases?	Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing is not permitted.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IP addresses.

CraftyClan Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Background, CraftyClan, cultural heritage, culture, customs, descendants, ethnicity, European, heritage, heritage appreciation, heritage pride, History, HOMELAND, Identity, Legacy, lineage, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Roots, Server, tradition

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	337069	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snowstorm!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated wonderland of Minecraft, where you can build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether realm, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on hoverboards? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CitadelCraft SMP: Case Closed

Altcoin, Blockchain, buy now, CASE, Case for Citadel, CITADEL, CitadelCraft, Closed, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Financial, growth, Investment, market, Moon, opportunity, Potential, sell walls, small buys, smp, speculative investment, Trading, xeggex

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	617947	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sell walls are thinner than a piece of paper! That’s right, one small buy and you’ll be flying higher than a pig on a trampoline. Are you ready to join the craziest crypto adventure of your life? Or will you miss out on the inevitable moon like a noob?

Join us on Xeggex before it’s too late and experience the thrill of trading in a world where anything is possible. Don’t let the opportunity slip through your blocky fingers – join now and watch your virtual riches grow faster than a creeper exploding in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VeggieRageCraft

Disrespect, family, Gaslighting, Meal, misunderstanding, overreacting, personal choice, Siblings, Vegetarian, vegetarian beliefs, vegetarian diet, vegetarian ethics, vegetarian food, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarian option, vegetarian perspective, vegetarian principles, vegetarian values, vegetarianism, vegetarianism debate, VeggieRageCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4132
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value respect for all players, even vegetarians! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chicken dumplings (just kidding, we have plenty of vegetarian options).

Imagine a world where you can build a giant tofu castle, ride a carrot horse into battle, and have epic dance parties with cows and pigs. That’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on our server.

Don’t worry, we won’t gaslight you like some siblings might. We understand the importance of respecting personal choices, whether it’s in-game or in real life. So come join us and let’s create a world where vegetarianism reigns supreme (but you can still eat virtual chicken dumplings if you want).

Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who will always have your back? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Booty Bash

Bash, beauty, blocky, body image, body positivity, BOOTY, Confidence, favorite body part, physical appearance, self appreciation, self celebration, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server where your favorite body part will be your ultimate weapon? Join us and discover the power of your pinky toe as you kick creepers into oblivion! Unleash the wrath of your elbow as you smash through blocks with ease! And don’t even get us started on the sheer awesomeness of your belly button – it’s a portal to a secret realm filled with diamonds and cake! So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Hezbollah’s Fuad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

beirut blast, BLOCK, crisis management., death, Destruction, explosion, extremism, Fuad Shukr, Fuads, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, investigation, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, mourning, Party, political turmoil, recovery efforts, rubble, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can find the body of hezbollah’s fuad shukr under the rubble of the beirut blast!!! 😂😂😂

we got crazy adventures like digging for diamonds in the middle of a volcano and riding pigs off cliffs for fun! 🐷🌋

join now and you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and maybe even a talking parrot who knows the secrets of the universe! 🦜💰

don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and make friends with zombies, creepers, and maybe even a friendly ender dragon who just wants a hug! 🧟‍♂️🐉

so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and see what surprises await you on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server! 🎮🤪

F16s4UkraineCraft

Air Force, aircraft, arms transfer, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense equipment, Delivery, F-16s, F16s4UkraineCraft, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, international support, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, national security, Ukraine, US, US-Ukraine relations, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6081
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE WILL GIVE U F-16s TO FLY AROUND AND BOMB UR FRIENDS’ HOUSES. WHO NEEDS DIAMOND SWORDS WHEN U CAN HAVE A FREAKIN’ F-16?! WE WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A REAL PILOT, FLYING HIGH AND DROPPING TNT ON EVERYONE.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE. BUT BEWARE, THERE ARE CREEPERS GUARDING IT. U GOTTA FIGHT THEM OFF WITH YOUR F-16 AND STEAL THE LOOT.

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES. IF U CAN DEFEAT IT, U GET UNLIMITED DIAMONDS FOR LIFE.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

GuardianCraft: Watch the Crowd

Crowd, crowd watching, emergency response, GUARDIANCRAFT, lifeguard awareness, lifeguard duties, lifeguard effectiveness, lifeguard performance, lifeguard preparedness, lifeguard professionalism, lifeguard protocol, lifeguard responsibilities, lifeguard skills, lifeguard supervision, lifeguard teamwork, lifeguard training, lifeguards, olympics, saving lives, swimmer safety, vigilant lifeguards, watch, water safety

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the lifeguards are actually zombies and they’re too busy watching the crowd at the olympics to save anyone. that’s the kind of chaos you’ll find on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.

we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.

plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest minecraft server ever and see if you can outsmart those distracted lifeguards.

NoseWarriors: Defend Your Sniffles!

DEFEND, immune cells, immune cells profile, immune defense, immune function, immune health, immune protection, immune response, immune system, immune system support, immunity, mucosal immunity, nasal cavity, nasal health, nasal immunity, nasal passages, nasal vaccines, nose, NoseWarriors, respiratory health, respiratory system, sniffles, upper airway

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle of immune cells in your nose! our server is so lit, your nose will have its OWN army of immune cells ready to protect you from any sneaky viruses trying to invade.

imagine fighting off evil germs with your trusty nasal vaccines, all while building the most epic blocky fortress to keep them out.

so come on and join us, where the upper airway is the new battleground and the only way to survive is by crafting your way to victory!

LOOM

Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Business, Community, Concept, Conviviality, Economy, Effective, enemies, Faction, Factions, Goal, java edition, Meeting, PvP, PvP zone, Resources, separation, Simple, Survival, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

LOOM, what is it? LOOM is a Minecraft Java Edition PvP/Factions 1.20.4 server. The goal ? We created LOOM in order to bring together a community in a simple and effective concept, our aim is not to make it a business but only a place for meeting and conviviality. The principle ? The principle is simple, our desire was to create a PvP/Factions server like those that already existed ten years ago. In order to limit the anarchy of this type of game, we want to separate the PvP zone from the rest so that only one zone is dedicated to it. Of course this may seem too easy, because in the Survival world, no enemy can destroy or plunder your resources. But beware, because betrayal is born from trust.

62.210.41.57:27794

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