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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8499 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 705 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
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