71060569 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

71060569, Adventure, Fishing, Gaytor edition, Gaytors, general, hooklinesinker.lol, last thread, Minecraft, modding, smp, thunderstore.io, web, Webfishing

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

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DonkeyCraft: Russian Troops Edition

3-year mark, animal power, animals in war, Army, battlefield transport, Conflict, DonkeyCraft, Donkeys, Edition, LOGISTICS, long term conflict, Military, military innovation, military strategy, military tactics, russia, Russian, Russian troops, Transportation, Troops, unconventional transport, War, War History, WARFARE

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Russian troops have turned into donkeys for battlefield transport! It’s like a crazy circus meets a war zone, but with pixelated blocks! Imagine riding into battle on a donkey, kicking butt and taking names while neighing like a majestic steed. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a donkey wearing a helmet and holding a sword? It’s pure madness and hilarity all rolled into one server. So saddle up, grab your carrots, and join the fun today!

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Nose Bacteria Drug Delivery – Weight Loss Server

appetite suppressant, Bacteria, Brains, Colonize, Delivery, DRUG, drug delivery, Drugs, Engineering, experimental treatment, ferry, healthier brain, hormones, innovative technology, Loss, Medical research, Mice, Microbiome, nose, obese, Server, snort, weight, weight loss

join our epic minecraft server where we have nose bacteria that will deliver drugs to your brain! become a mouse and lose weight by snorting appetite-suppressing hormones! who needs exercise when you have nose bacteria doing all the work for you? come join the fun and watch the pounds melt away as you explore our crazy world filled with magical creatures and mind-bending adventures! snort your way to a healthier brain today!

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Mystic DriveCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, comfort, Connection, Curiosity, DRIVE, DriveCraft, familiarity, Feel-Good, grocery store, Happiness, House, infatuation, longing, love, Mystery, mystic, Neighborhood, Nostalgia, Pleasure, reason, Target, walk

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same inexplicable joy of driving around someone’s house!

Explore our virtual world and feel the rush of walking around virtual Target and grocery stores near your house!

Who needs a reason when you can just join and have a blast without questioning reality?

Don’t miss out on the chance to feel good for no reason at all – join our server now!

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BlockbusterCraft

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterCraft, Cinema, classic movie, favorite film, favourite movie, film, must watch, preferred movie, timeless movie, top choice, top film, top film choice, top movie, top pick, Top Picks, top rated, top selection, ultimate favorite

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t understand your love for cinematic masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for movie buffs like yourself! Join us and build your very own Hollywood set, complete with red carpet entrances and popcorn stands on every corner.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous director who will help you create the ultimate blockbuster film in Minecraft. Imagine Steven Spielberg himself giving you tips on lighting and camera angles!

So if you’re ready to turn your Minecraft world into a movie lover’s paradise, join us today and let the magic of the silver screen come to life in blocky form. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

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WaveCraft: Cement Monitor

Brno researchers, cement, cement hardening, cement-based composites, construction materials, frequency tracking, material quality, material science, material testing, mechanical wave amplitude, monitor, non-destructive assessment, Non-invasive testing, pass-through pulsed ultrasonic method, Quality Control, setting time, setting time evaluation, solidification monitoring, ultrasonic monitoring, ultrasonic technology, wave amplitude measurement, wave frequency analysis, WaveCraft

so like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got researchers from Brno using some fancy shmancy pass-through pulsed ultrasonic method to monitor stuff. like, they track changes in mechanical wave amplitude and frequency to see how solid and hard the cement-based composites are getting. it’s like, non-destructive and stuff, so you know the material quality and setting time is gonna be on point. come join us and be part of this wild and wacky experiment, who knows what kind of crazy things we’ll discover next!

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Ethereal Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Beliefs, Communication, emotional connection, Ethereal, fulfillment, importance of sex, Intimacy, love, Opinions, Partnership, perspective, physical connection, Priorities, Quests, relationships, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

OMG, like, forget about sex, come join our Minecraft server where we mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow!

We don’t need sex when we have diamonds to find and creepers to explode, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated fun that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life.

Who needs sex when you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and fight off zombies with your trusty sword?

So leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft universe where the only thing that matters is the next epic build or epic battle.

Sex? What’s that? We only know how to mine and craft like absolute madmen!

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EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, european union, foreign policy, France, global trade, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs dispute, Threats, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble, trump, united states

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed a whole village. it was wild, man. and like, another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a diamond block the size of a house. people were diggin’ like crazy, it was nuts.

and like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we’re talkin’ dragons vs. robots vs. unicorns vs. zombies. it’s a total free-for-all, and it’s freakin’ awesome. plus, we have the best parties with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing top hats. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for the giant chickens, they can be a bit feisty.

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Binary Cluster Merge – G Objects

astronomers, astronomical findings, Astronomical Observations, astronomy research, astrophysical processes, Binary, binary star, celestial bodies, celestial mysteries, Cluster, cosmic phenomena, G objects, galactic center, galactic phenomena, MERGE, merging systems, mysterious objects, objects, S cluster, sagittarius a, Scientific breakthroughs., Space discovery, star clusters, stellar evolution

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re in the S cluster near Sagittarius A*! We got astronomers finding binaries and stuff, proving that these systems last a million years before merging. And get this, they might even form mysterious G objects!

Join our server for a chance to explore the wonders of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who needs boring old Earth when you can be chillin’ in space, amirite? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

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RizzCraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cool, gen z, Hip, internet slang, Language, millennial, modern language, pop culture, RIZZ, rizzcraft, Slang, social media, trendy, trendy expressions, trendy language, trendy phrases, trendy talk, trendy words, youth culture, youth slang, zoomers

Yo, broskis, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical rainbow unicorn farting out diamonds and rainbows all day long.

If you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some serious brain-melting, mind-bending, pixelated shenanigans.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and each one is more bonkers than the last.

Build a house out of literal cheese blocks? Sure, why not! Ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Absolutely!

Join us on this wild ride and prepare to have your reality shattered in the best way possible. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

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NoBroInLawNoProb

addiction, bitterness, brother-in-law, custody, emotional turmoil, end of life wishes, family conflict, family dynamics, foster guardian, lawsuit, nephew, NoBroInLawNoProb, personal smear campaign, prioritizing self, Safety concerns, TBI, traumatic brain injury, violence, vulnerable children, well-being

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, personal vendettas, and moral dilemmas. Will you choose your own safety over the well-being of an innocent child? Will you let a shady brother-in-law move into your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Embark on a journey filled with betrayal, deceit, and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, things may get a little too real… but isn’t that what makes it so much fun?

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