71.3 years Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

4LifetimesIn1Sec

2.25 billion seconds, 4LifetimesIn1Sec, 71.3 years, average human lifespan, collective experience, global awareness, global perspective, human existence, human experience, human lifetimes, human mortality, life expectancy, Longevity, mortality rate, passing time, societal impact, time calculation, time measurement, time passing, time perception, world population

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	204

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

Addicted2Minecraft, addiction, addiction consequences, addiction recovery, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, emotional well being, harmful habits, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, negative impact, physical health, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	2530	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you addicted to Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and say goodbye to all your real-life problems because here, the only addiction you’ll have is to building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat or sleep. But hey, who needs food and rest when you’re busy mining diamonds and fighting off zombies, am I right?

Join us and become part of a community where obsidian is the new currency and diamond armor is the new fashion statement. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the addiction begin!

MineHabitz: DailyCrafts

Consistency, daily practice, daily routine, DailyCrafts, Happiness, healthy habit, healthy lifestyle, life improvement, mindfulness, MineHabitz, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive impact, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success, well-being

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBankRejectsRusPay

Banking, BlockBankRejectsRusPay, Chinese banks, compliance, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, Economy, finance, financial institutions, financial services, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, money transfers, payments, regulations, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	9180
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	1901	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimension Hops:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!