70K Minecraft Servers

70k

  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

    Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

    CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

    CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

    But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoNameDupesAllowed

    NoNameDupesAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old classic names in your family? Want to spice things up with a unique and fabulous name like Wynter? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things Wynter!

    We have annual Wynter photoshoots, where you can show off your fabulous name in style. And don’t worry about confusing family members – we embrace the chaos and love the uniqueness of our names.

    Join now and show your mother-in-law that Wynter is the coolest name around. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as an idiotic name – just epic and legendary ones!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAllergy Minecraft Server

    CraftyAllergy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where everything is turned upside down!

    Do you have an allergy to diamond blocks? Well, guess what, on our server diamond blocks are the key to survival! If you can’t handle the bling, then this server isn’t for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who rules over all with an iron fist…literally. If you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your EpiPen for those pesky diamond block allergies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelWasteLife

    PixelWasteLife

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds in a boring old world? Do you feel like your life is just one big creeper explosion waiting to happen? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because on our server, a wasted life is considered spending a day without riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can battle giant chickens, build castles in the sky, and ride llamas into battle against the evil sheep army. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    So if you’re ready to turn your mundane Minecraft existence into a wild and wacky journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then come join us on our server. Because here, a wasted life is just another day of epic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SolarCraft Minecraft Server

    SolarCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where ukraine is a land of solar panels and explosions from russian bombs but don’t worry, we got creeper explosions to make it more exciting! build your own solar-powered base and defend it from evil mobs and griefers who are actually russian spies in disguise! join now for a chance to win a golden shovel that can dig to bedrock in one hit! remember, in ukraine, the sun never sets on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SriCraft: Russian Army Woes

    SriCraft: Russian Army Woes

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where sri lanka is demanding compensation for its killed and wounded citizens who served in the russian army. why, you ask? because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats.

    if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.

    plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP