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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9747 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2818 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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