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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7966 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
