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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1752 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 116 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.