$7 Billion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition

suez canal, Lost, Trade, Loss, Crisis

come join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!

we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.

with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!

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Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

Government, imploding, Mismanagement, Maple, Canada

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

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BlockyBillionairez

court proceedings, corporate governance, court appearance, compensation package, court case

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

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Crafty Kurva: Where Your Mom Builds Better Than You

anyátok, kurva, rude language, disrespectful behavior., bad language

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party, and let’s just say things can get pretty wild down there. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton breakdancing.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and mayhem? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go make some memories that will leave you saying, “kurva anyátok” in the best way possible!

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Oops I Crafted Myself Out of Existence

Surprise, acceptance, freedom, #movingforward, growth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is so advanced that it accidentally achieved world peace once. Yeah, you read that right.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean ANYTHING.

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Blocky Bonanza: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

nonstop, UNACCEPTABLE, Spam, Board, flagging

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!

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PaleGirlCraft: Where you can be a cute pale girl… or just pretend to be one! LOL

girl, envy 4. dream, Pale, Style, wistful

Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can become a cute pale girl with just a click of a button! No more boring blocky characters for you, now you can strut your stuff in style as the most adorable character in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of this mythical beast and bask in its magical presence.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry! Our server is filled with edible blocks that taste like your favorite foods. Want to chow down on a block of pizza or munch on a block of ice cream? It’s all possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest dreams as a cute pale girl in a land of unicorns and delicious blocks.

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Whose Line Is It Anyway? Minecraft Server

BBC thread, Drew Carey, line, Drew Carey x bbc babecock, BBC

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: Drew Carey and a BBC Babecock team up to create the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

Join us for wild adventures where Drew Carey rides a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, while the BBC Babecock team builds a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting with Llamas” that will have you laughing until you cry.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch Drew Carey and the BBC Babecock team having a dance-off in the town square. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

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AllianceCraft: WW3 Edition – Join the chaos before the creepers do!

global conflict, strategic alliances, foolishness, political decisions, consequences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to turn a game about building blocks into a pre-apocalyptic battleground! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of WW3, because who needs real-world survival skills when you can just respawn in Minecraft?

Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

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ToddlerCraft: Where Even VTubers Can’t Escape the Chaos!

Media, family, controversy, parenting, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a VTuber who brings their toddler on stream! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the government conspiracy to drive up the birth rate through virtual entertainment. Who knows what other crazy secrets we’ll uncover together in this wacky world of Minecraft! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.

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