$7 Billion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition

suez canal, waterway, Trade, Infrastructure, Red Sea tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!

we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.

with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!

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Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

Corruption, imploding, Canada, federal government, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

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BlockyBillionairez

compensation package, $56 billion, court appearance, shareholder rights, executive compensation

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

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CraftyCousinInterventionLOL

hearing loss, eavesdropping, addiction assumption, intervention, medical condition

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of unique conditions! Join us if you have an overproduction of earwax like our admin (27M) who has to do the earwax dance every other day. 🕺💦

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂

Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂

Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂

So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮

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CraftyBlockheads

social media addiction, social media free, social media cleanse, mental health, social media balance

Are you tired of all the drama and fake news on social media? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have a good time? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop!

Life after deleting social media has been like a breath of fresh air for our players. No more endless scrolling through pointless posts or getting into arguments with strangers online. Instead, they spend their days exploring our server, battling dragons, and building epic structures.

One player even told us that since deleting social media, they’ve become a master builder in Minecraft and have created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Another player said that they finally have time to focus on their real-life relationships and have even started a Minecraft-themed book club with their friends.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drama and join a community of like-minded players who just want to have fun, then come join our Minecraft server. Who needs social media when you have virtual worlds to explore and friends to make?

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HugCraft: Where Casual Sex is Normal

Intimacy, relationships, emotional boundaries, Casual, physical touch

Yo, on dis server, we don’t just give hugs, we give virtual hugs in Minecraft! Imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant hug from a pixelated creeper, ain’t that a sight to see? Plus, we got a whole town dedicated to hugging, where you can build a house made entirely out of hugs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to hug as many players as possible within a time limit, and the winner gets a virtual trophy made out of hugs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on the Hug Coaster, a rollercoaster that hugs you tight as you zoom through the virtual world.

So come join us on this server and experience the most huggable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs casual sex when you can have a virtual hug fest?

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Cozy

Vehicles, Cross-Play, Plugins, Minigames, custom content

Bedrock and Non-Premium Java supported!

Cozy is a brand new SMP server offering a variety of custom content and features. We have a friendly community and an active staff team. We offer quests, furniture, vehicles and much more.

Join our community today: Discord – https://discord.gg/cozymc Java – mc.cozy.net Bedrock – mc.cozy.net (port 19132) Website – store.cozy.net

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GreenCraft SMP – where semi-vanilla means half chocolate and half green beans!

Chocolate, Events, java, alliances, Dynmap
Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Platform IP Port

Java 151.80.47.150:25643 N/A

Bedrock 151.80.47.150 27049

Overview:

Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.

Features:
FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.

3. What rewards can I win in events?

Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.

4. Are there specific rules for the server?

Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.
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QueerCraft Minecraft Server

QueerCraft, Real Life, social commentary, comedy, suspected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets! Join us and witness the epic battle between Nerissa and Shiori as they navigate their way through the world of Minecraft…and maybe even discover their true identities as lesbians (allegedly)! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Trust us, this server is not your average blocky adventure.

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AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

delayed, give me, Shit, Wistoria anime, Satan

Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

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New Server IP

Platform	IP	Port
Java	151.80.47.150:25643	N/A
Bedrock	151.80.47.150	27049

$7 Billion

Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Overview:

Features:

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

3. What rewards can I win in events?

4. Are there specific rules for the server?