$7 billion Minecraft Servers

$7 billion Minecraft Servers

  • SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition

    SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2484
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Crops Grown: 9663 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!

    we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.

    with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6092
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBillionairez

    BlockyBillionairez
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 234
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

    our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeyondMC

    BeyondMC
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2693
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Animals Bred: 126 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    $100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

    Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

    – Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

    beyondmc.net:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoboCraft Minecraft Server

    RoboCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8842
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 New Chunks Explored: 427199
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

    Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4328
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2110 Towns Built: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 7982
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 New Chunks Explored: 297822
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

    Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2536
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you will find anime girls that will make you question your sanity! These girls are so irresistible, you won’t be able to stop fapping to them – trust us, we’ve tried. But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to fight off evil mobs with magical powers, build insane structures that defy gravity, and participate in epic PvP battles where the stakes are higher than your diamond sword collection. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with anime girls and Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • mc.noonx.ru – We have finally opened. Come to the Minecraft server

    mc.noonx.ru – We have finally opened. Come to the Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3395
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Potions Brewed: 89
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    NoonX is a cozy anarchy in a minimalist Chinese/Japanese style, with some unique mechanics, a good anti-cheat and a great community. And all this with notes of good old vanilla. On NoonX servers, donation does not matter, and you can also get it completely free of charge! Our server is still young, so there may be many bugs, but we try to quickly detect and fix them.

    mc.noonx.ru

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server

    Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7386
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Animals Bred: 32
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and outrageous investigations!

    Picture this: a ragtag group of Minecraft players, reminiscing about old times and getting all worked up over a run-down building they’re investigating. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover as they delve deeper into the unknown?

    But that’s not all! We also offer commissions for writing, because why not? $9 per thousand words, because we believe in fair compensation for your creativity. Just leave your email or discord if you’re interested. PayPal only, because we like to keep things fancy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just become the next member of our very own Mystery Inc duo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun

    Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 9157
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on this server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?

    So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 4135
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1676
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Runes Activated: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Farms Harvested: 569
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.

    4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ””Come Home”” Minecraft SMP

    ””Come Home”” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 9925
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Votes: 3395
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 26 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Towns Built: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!

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