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The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our rules are simple: if you love RWBY, hate RWBY, or just want to pretend it doesn’t exist, you’re welcome here. But whatever you do, don’t you dare try to convince us that it’s actually good – we won’t stand for that nonsense!

Make sure to read the Pastebin before diving in, because things can get wild around here. And speaking of wild, we’ve got events happening that will blow your mind. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again – whatever that means.

But the real fun comes from the community. We’ve got arguments about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and ship fighting that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the porn – just enjoy it or ignore it, we don’t judge.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where chaos reigns and the only rule is to expect the unexpected. See you in the game, if you dare!

HypeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players so hilarious, they’ll make you spit out your pumpkin pie in laughter. Our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day and banishing griefers to the Nether realm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has more custom plugins than a wizard has spells. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon? We got you covered. The possibilities are as endless as a stack of diamond blocks.

So, come on down and see if our server lives up to the hype. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask Steve, who accidentally spent 72 straight hours building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. Don’t be like Steve, join our server today!

EpicCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3359
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring wrestling shows with lackluster endings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and jaw-dropping events that will leave you on the edge of your seat! We have insane storylines that will make you question reality, like when our players built a wrestling ring made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a match that ended in a draw because both competitors fell into a lava pit at the same time. And don’t even get us started on our special guest appearances, like when a creeper showed up and exploded the entire arena, creating chaos and mayhem like you’ve never seen before. So why settle for boring wrestling shows when you can join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

SmartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you goofballs out there!

Join us and witness the legend of Steve, the most intelligent Minecraft player to ever grace the virtual world. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes, all while juggling chickens and riding a pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about creepers and villagers.

So come on down and join our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs serious gameplay when you can have a blast with us?

SpainCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Emeralds Found:	4031
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6210
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Votes:	9150
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old minigames and survival mode? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a group of psychic rabbits that have correctly predicted every England match so far! That’s right, forget about fortune tellers and tarot cards, these rabbits are the real deal. Join our server and witness the magic for yourself as these furry little creatures predict the outcome of your next mining expedition or PvP battle. Who needs a crystal ball when you have psychic rabbits on your side? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft server: /CraftyGig/ – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders.

Join us and embark on epic quests, build towering castles, or just chill and fish by the virtual lake. Need a hand? We’ve got you covered with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a pickaxe).

Our latest update, “Summertide Scales and Tales,” will have you battling dragons and uncovering hidden treasures in no time. And don’t miss out on the Emilie Web Event “Fragrant Fantasy,” where you can win exclusive in-game rewards until July 15.

With characters like Sigewinne, Furina, and Gaming at your disposal, the possibilities are endless. And let’s not forget about the Silvershower Heartstrings Bow and Splendor of Tranquil Waters Sword – perfect for taking down mobs with style.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to redeem those codes for extra goodies along the way. See you in the virtual world!

TrailerTrash Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2147
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old trailers? Well, look no further because our server doesn’t even have trailers! That’s right, we’re so cutting edge that we skip the trailers and jump straight into the action.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and mayhem. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Will you be brave enough to join them?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge him for his throne, or will you join forces with him to conquer the server together?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us! Just remember, no trailers allowed.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8528	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers and not seeing any diversity? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of players from all over, just like the areas from NY to VA. You’ll see more interracial couples in our pixelated world than you will in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little drama as you navigate through our diverse community. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

DommyMommy Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a “dommy mommy” character like Akeno or Rias? Go for it! Our server is all about embracing your inner weirdness and letting your creativity run wild.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Waifu-free Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of waifufaggotry ruining your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to keep all waifus at bay and provide a safe space for true gamers. Join us and help us stomp out this cancer once and for all! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who only listens to those who denounce waifus. So if you’re ready to prove your gaming prowess and take on the ultimate challenge, join us now!