New Minecraft Servers 2025

6935 Minecraft Servers

6935 Minecraft Servers

  • HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

    HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7001
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Votes: 8794 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

    Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

    But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

    So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

    CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 5692
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Zombie Dances: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 7929
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 10YearOldMeVsNow

    10YearOldMeVsNow
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7292
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Animals Bred: 83
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 New Chunks Explored: 430970
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

    Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

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  • LobbyBlockersCraft

    LobbyBlockersCraft
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3419
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WestCoastCraft

    WestCoastCraft
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 2469
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 140 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Crops Grown: 4165
    Votes: 179 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5266 Zombie Dances: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Divine Spears Created: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

    we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

    we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

    so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BotoCraft

    BotoCraft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6735
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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  • TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

    TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5603
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

    We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

    And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

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  • BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

    BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 453
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4219
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

    CareCraft: Health Hypocrite
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8938
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

    Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

    And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

    But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

    So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

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