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FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

aid, aid proposal, Assistance, crisis response, cross-border aid, Diplomacy, disaster relief, east asia, flood assistance, flood damage, flood relief efforts, FloodCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, N.Korea, natural disaster, North Korea, regional cooperation, S.Korea, south korea, Support

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKneePainMapz

body maps, causal associations, central risk factors, Chronic pain, CraftyKneePainMapz, editors commentary, knee osteoarthritis, longitudinal study, Mendelian Randomisation, Paper, Patients, peripheral risk factors, Treatment, UK Biobank data

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	411	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

Adapt, AMERICANS, born too early, born too late, cope, Exploration, Future, History, Humanity, Minecraft, oceans, Pain, past, progress, Server, society, Struggle, SURVIVE, Time, Universe, watch, writhe, YankeeCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9554	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

Adventure, long tail tags, pants, roblox, Shirt, Shirtastic, ShirtCraft, Shirts, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5060
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication Issues, confrontations, family dynamics, family relationships, genuine people, Honesty, Jealousy, Kindness, loyalty, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom struggles, parenting decisions, pick me girl, relationship dynamics, Server, setting boundaries, SILFree, sister-in-law drama, toxic relationships, Trust, wedding drama, Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Buildings Constructed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Towns Built:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!

BikiniNipSlipGrief

accidental exposure, Bikini, BikiniNipSlipGrief, body autonomy, body confidence, body positivity, controlling behavior, female body, friend dynamics, Insecurity, meeting friends, nipple slip, open communication, paddle boarding, patriarchal views, relationship boundaries, self-confidence, social norms, Swimwear, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

DreamySMP: StrangelyFunny!

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream diary, dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream realm, dream recall, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamySMP, funny dream, lucid dreaming, strange dream, StrangelyFunny, subconscious mind, surreal dream, weird dream

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8121	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a chance to build your own dream world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Will you dare to dance with the enderfolk?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Potato of Destiny. It’s said that whoever finds it will gain infinite riches and the ability to control time itself. So grab your pickaxe and get digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams run free. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with a blocky pig as your new best friend.

CreeperCringeCraft

awkward, awkward situation, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, humiliating moment, Humiliation, mortifying, most embarrassing, regretful, shame, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Votes:	9418
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

breaking news, CraftyEvansPrisonSwap, current events, Evan Gershkovich, Evan Gershkovich release, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, major news, Media, News, political news, press freedom, prisoner exchange, prisoner swap, reporter, russia, russia news, Russian politics, wsj

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Votes:	4130	Star Shards Collected:	104
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!