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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4163 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 9263 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.