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Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

burger king, BurgerCraft, BURGERS, convenience, craving, customizing, dining out, drinks, drive thru, fast food, favorites, fembots, food choices, Fries, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Meal, menu items, Minecraft, Options, Order, satisfaction, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crops Grown:	3200	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of sassy fembots who are always ready to serve up some fun!

Join us and you’ll be greeted with a virtual Burger King where you can place your order for the most outrageous Minecraft meals imaginable. Want a diamond-encrusted burger with a side of lava fries? No problem! Our fembots will whip it up in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with fembots, fast food, and funky dance moves. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

TheWeebShrine Minecraft SMP

anime collection, anime decor, anime decorations, anime fan, anime figures, anime haven, anime merchandise, anime obsession, anime posters, anime shrine, Manga collection, Minecraft, otaku room, rate my weeb shrine, smp, TheWeebShrine, weeb aesthetic, weeb culture, weeb lifestyle, weeb paradise, weeb room, weeb sanctuary

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ores Mined:	6858
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where building a weeb shrine is not only encouraged, but mandatory? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your weeb shrine needs.

Join us and show off your epic anime-inspired builds to all your fellow players. From giant body pillows to waifu statues, the possibilities are endless. And the best part? We have weekly competitions for the best weeb shrine, with prizes like rare items and even a lifetime supply of pocky!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society on the server dedicated to protecting the honor of all waifus. Will you join their ranks and fight against the evil forces trying to destroy anime culture? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your weeb flag fly high! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate weeb shrine master.

MommaCraft: No Roomies, No Drama!

Abuse, AITAH, Bipolar, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, burden, Cheating, Conflict, decision, denial, discussion, Drama, family dynamics, future MIL, medical health issues, medication, MommaCraft, move in, moving out, relationship, roomies, Siblings

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got crazy adventures, epic builds, and no mother-in-law drama allowed!

Join our server and build your dream house without worrying about your boyfriend’s mom moving in. We promise no one will guilt trip you into taking care of their bipolar, medication-denying mother-in-law.

Don’t let the burden of family drama weigh you down – join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoMoreGroundedKids

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, discipline, emotional intelligence, family, forgiveness, Generational, healing, lessons, love, MISTAKES, neglect, NoMoreGroundedKids, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Trauma, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of your parents forcing you to eat your vegetables and go to bed early? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to stay up all night building epic creations and munching on virtual cake! Say goodbye to boring rules and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper explosion or two). Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and zero bedtime restrictions!

PennyCraft – Inflation Edition

budgeting, cost, Currency, economic theory, economics, Edition, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, Investment, monetary policy, MONEY, PENNY, PennyCraft, purchasing power, SAVING, SPENDING, thought, Value, wealth, wealth management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7076
Dimension Hops:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD U’LL PEE UR PANTS? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT ONCE HAD A COW THAT COULD DO BACKFLIPS AND SING OPERA! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A SINGING COW!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! THIS SERVER ALSO HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE U RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS FOR ALL TO ENJOY!

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! A PENNY BUYS THE SAME AMOUNT OF THOUGHT REGARDLESS OF INFLATION, BUT A DIAMOND ON THIS SERVER WILL MAKE U RICH BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS!

Cherry Block SMP: 1.21, where even creepers are scared of the cherry bombs!

Adventure, Bedrock Port, BLOCK, bombs, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, Details, Essence, gameplay, Griefing, HACKING, modifications, philosophy, Premium, quality of life, rules, Scared, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	24/7

Join our vibrant community on Discord and elevate your Minecraft experience with Cherry Block!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the philosophy of Cherry Block server?

A: The server’s philosophy is to embrace the Golden Rule, treat others with respect, and have zero tolerance for griefing, stealing, hacking, or cheating.

Q: When was the Cherry Block server established?

A: Cherry Block server has been thriving since 2019.

Q: Is the server operational 24/7?

A: Yes, the server remains almost 24/7 operational to ensure non-stop excitement for players.

Q: How can I join the Cherry Block community?

A: Simply connect to the server using the provided IP and Bedrock Port, and join our Discord community to start creating unforgettable memories with us.

ZeroCraft: Ultimate Battle Wars Server

adaptation, Analysis, animation, Anime, battle, Character development, comparison, fan debate, fate series, fate/stay night, fight scenes, Objective, opinion, Plot, Protagonist, review, Server, Subjective, UBW, Ultimate, Unlimited Blade Works, visual novel, Wars, Zero, ZeroCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

TheBoysFanaticMC SMP

action, adaptation, air date, amazon prime, Band, dark comedy, Drama, Final episode, graphic novel, Music, nirvana, SEASON FIVE, Season Four, smp, streaming, SuperHero, Surprise, Television Show, The Boys, TheBoysFanaticMC, Thriller, TV series

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of waiting for season five of The Boys to air? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we have our own version of The Boys! Instead of superheroes, we have villagers with super strength and creepers with laser eyes. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the epic battles and drama that unfold in our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while listening to Nirvana songs on repeat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

YankeeDoodleSMP

American behaviors, american beliefs, american culture, American customs, American habits, American ideology, American lifestyle, American mindset, American perspectives, American practices, American societal norms., American standards, American traditions, American values, American viewpoints, American way of life, Cultural differences, cultural norms, societal expectations, YankeeDoodleSMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	6477	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8833
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is cheeseburgers and the national anthem plays on loop in the background! Join us for a wild ride where every player is required to wear a cowboy hat and speak in a southern accent at all times.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can consume the most pixelated hot dogs in under 10 minutes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ketchup!

And if that’s not enticing enough, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but jars of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Only the bravest and most daring players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the true American dream, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for cheeseburgers)!

RegretfulMiner99

adulting, childhood dreams, Inner child, life lessons, personal growth, Promises, RegretfulMiner99, regrets, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-transformation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and living up to your childhood promises? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and embrace your inner child!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build towering castles, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on, join our server and break all those promises you made to your younger self. After all, who needs to grow up when you can play Minecraft all day and night? Let the madness begin!