6. Sobriety Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Votes:	7702
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	614131	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7502	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, cold, family, financial position, financial trouble, Help, living situation, Minecraft, NoBroMoveIn, Peace, personal space, Routine, selfish, Server, Siblings, Space, Struggle, Support, toddlers, unaccommodating, work from home

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Votes:	3868	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

controlling parents, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Family Values, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Pregnancy, privacy, private celebration, private moments, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisRevealNoParentsAITA, sister support, Sisterhood, strained relationships

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
New Chunks Explored:	108168	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Votes:	3528
Buildings Constructed:	13	Towns Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	5026
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

advanced AI models, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, data analysis, deep learning, digital assistants, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, innovation, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, problem solving, Reliability, Shenanigans, superintelligence, Technology, trustworthiness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!