🔥6. horny coombaiting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Something Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	677836	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Divine Spears Created:	18

We are a relatively new server, about a month and a half old. The admins are going to be playing right along side in survival as well and are very active and always accessible via in game chat or email. This is going to be a semi-vanilla survival/economy server with a relatively close-knit group of players.There is a small spawn town, some players have established shops and homes around the spawn area but almost everything else is untouched.

There aren’t many rules. -Be respectful to your fellow players. -Be mature and use common sense. -No cheating… this is a survival server. Don’t ruin the fun. -No stealing from shops (Buildings around the spawn area) -No building or breaking blocks in a shop that is not yours.

Everything is negotiable. If you don’t like something or have any suggestions just let me know and we can work to satisfy everyone.

We have a few basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa, etc… This server offers SilkSpawners plugin so you can use silk touch to mine monster spawners. We also have TreeAssist which quickly cuts down trees when you hit them with an axe.

Somethingsurvival.mymc.io

KC Pixelmon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Potions Brewed:	116	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our new server!

Join Now To Get Started-Choose your Plot Obtain 3 Pokemon and get your plot!! Laucher download here: http://mirror.pixelmonmod.com/launcher/beta/ Choose the highest version for both and you will be all set.

Looking for trainers for possible gym leaders. Still working on plugins but the mod is working great. Also check out my twitch at: www.twitch.tv/genericonlinegaming

158.69.120.198:25581

Apollo network

Modded, PvE, PvP, Rlcraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	538	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2092	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to Apollo Network, the ultimate destination for passionate gamers seeking an immersive and modded multiplayer experience like never before. Our community-based network is designed for the players, by the players. We are dedicated to bring you the best modded experience possible!

🔧 Custom Plugins and Mod Edits: At Apollo Network, we believe in enhancing your gaming experience. We’ve meticulously crafted custom mods and mod patches to provide you with a unique and seamless gameplay across all our servers.

🚀 Optimized Performance: Experience a seamless and lag-free adventure as all Apollo Network servers are hosted on a powerful dedicated machine. Our commitment to optimization ensures that you get the best possible performance, no matter which server you choose.

🌍 Modpack Variety: Apollo Network offers an exciting array of modpacks to cater to every kind of adventurer. Whether you’re looking for the harsh challenges of RLCraft, the extensive technology and content of All the Mods 9, or a reimagined Minecraft experience with Better Minecraft 4, we’ve got you covered.

👫 Community-Driven: Our community is the heart and soul of Apollo Network. Join us, connect with fellow gamers, and embark on collaborative journeys, epic battles, and creative projects together. It’s not just a network; it’s a family of like-minded enthusiasts.

🌐 Join the Adventure: Ready to embark on your next gaming adventure? Join Apollo Network and immerse yourself in a world of possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned modded player or just starting out, there’s a place for you here.

🌟 Why Choose Apollo Network?✅ Custom Mods and Mod Patches✅ Exceptional Performance✅ Diverse Modpack Selection✅ Thriving Community✅ Endless Adventure

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join Apollo Network today and let your gaming journey take flight. Your adventure begins here.

play.apollonetwork.org

FlyingFish Skyblock

Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Previously Known as SweepingSkyblock, a small Skyblock community with active dedicated staff. Invite friends to play the oldschool skyblock survival experience!

FlyingFishSkyblock.mcserver.ws

Utopia Network

Factions, PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchantments Applied:	276
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Utopia Network is looking for players that want to join and have a good time. We are a Factions server that includes nice plugins, great staff, and much more. We are also looking for staff on our server, so if you think you are ready for the job you can apply at our website. However, we do recommend that you play on our server for while and understand how it works. If you have any questions or comments make sure to tell on of the staff members, and we hope that you will enjoy your time on our server.

51.254.70.219

Jenominers.de

Adventure, Bungeecord, Chestshop, Community, Creative, Freebuild, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Survival Extended

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Jenominers.de is a constantly growing Minecraft network and has existed successfully since 2012. More than 97,000 players have already visited us and left their legacy in one of our fantastic worlds. This is how large and beautiful cities emerged. Become part of our community and lay the foundation for a great time today!

Our team, consisting of a handful of developers, experienced supporters, creative builders and event managers, ensures you have a pleasant stay around the clock.

But that is not all!

Friendly and active core communityReward system for active playersBreathtaking buildsMany different plugins available to players24/7 lag-free serversCracked and premium supportRegular and great eventsDifferent building worlds from different versionsFreebuild in all building worlds with their own claimsFarm worlds for each area (Overworld, End, Nether)Two Creative -Building worlds to let off steamBuild in Skyblock at lofty heightsPurchasable private worlds for in-game moneyGames without plugins on our survival sub-server

There are a variety of building worlds and game modes to explore on our vanilla server.

There you will find building worlds with landscape generation before version 1.8 up to version 1.13 (main world, new area, fantasy and aquatica). There is also a mining world with a matching Nether and End. Despite the many different building worlds, players’ cities are easy to find via warp points.The server also offers a SkyBlock world, our two creative worlds and some minigames. The construction team has access to a construction room where they can be creative. There is an event world for the event team in which they can prepare and carry out exciting events.

You can also earn multiple currencies by playing on the server.

The JenoMinersDollar (JMD) is used to trade on the server and purchase items. You can also open shops through which you can also generate income. Through our loyalty currency, JenoCoins (JC), we give you access to exclusive items and rights. These include, for example, flight and immortality mode, but also armor and weapons with higher enchantments than is possible in normal survival mode.

Also particularly worth mentioning are the unlimited private worlds, which can be purchased for in-game money. You can have both a survival and a creative private world in which you can let off steam!

For more information, visit us at https://www.jeno-miners.de/ and on our Discord server.

JenoMiners.de

PokeDash

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v8.1.2

Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/ultimate-reallife-roleplay.616349

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: http://d.pokedash.org

play.pokedash.org

Rumor Squad Gaming Community

Factions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

We are a somewhat new gaming community, we have a 80 slot PUBLIC mine craft server now and are always looking for new community members. We also have a discord you can gain access to on our server.

167.114.91.133

Primordial mc

Adventure, Balanced Economy, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Survival, Factions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

– NEW SERVER WITH CONSTANT UPDATES –

IP: primordialmc.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/aUwrPD7mSK

– Factions/MMO Style server –

– Custom Enchants –

– Custom Mobs/Bosses –

– Custom Items –

– Events –

primordialmc.com

Funnycraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Funnycraft – Fun and relaxing Minecraft Are you (and your friends) looking for a fun Minecraft server? Then come visit our server. Our server is equipped with several games including SkyWars and KitPvP. Come visit and start your own Faction/Kingdom and compete with other Kingdoms to conquer your position on our server. You can always join another faction to help in the battle. It is always fun and the staff and members are willing to help you. Beginners get extra protection on our server. FunnyCraft has been around for more than 2 years now and we hope to continue working with you for a long time to come.

Play.funnycraft.nl