MineCrafty McFuckery

1. Fuck careers, 10. rot in my room, 11. STEM, 12. creative person, 13. lost ability, 14. create, 15. busting my ass, 16. big bucks, 17. sun, 18. happy, 19. struggling, 2. normalfags, 20. identity crisis, 3. worthless interests, 4. blue collar family, 5. school district, 6. art, 7. music, 8. former classmates, 9. relationships, McFuckery, minecrafty

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	377657	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

Topo Warp: Micro Gauss Bonnet

Bonnet, Dark Energy, Gauss, Gauss-Bonnet wormholes, long tail tags, MICRO, microscopic, topo, topology change, Warp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and basic biomes? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF with dark energy from topology change induced by microscopic Gauss-Bonnet wormholes!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes created by these crazy wormholes. You never know what you’ll find on the other side – maybe a unicorn riding a dinosaur or a talking potato with a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to enchanted armor made from unicorn tears, you’ll be flexing on all your friends in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of it all. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Double H Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	65
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Double H is a talented hip-hop artist known for his unique flow and dynamic lyrics. With a background in street culture and a passion for music, Double H has carved out his own niche in the industry, blending elements of trap, drill, and East Coast rap. Born and raised in the Bronx, Double H’s gritty and authentic sound has earned him a loyal following and critical acclaim. Stay tuned for more music and projects from this rising star in the hip-hop scene.

QuiteCrafty

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival SMP dungeons pets weekly events bugs testing story multiplayer adventure exploration community roleplaying fantasy crafting building exploration quests open world challenges

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Votes:	3356
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Survival SMP, no claiming, dungeons, non pay to win, pets, weekly events.

We are newly released, attempting to check for early bugs and get some testing done, feel free to join and join the story that is quitecrafty!

play.quitecrafty.net

ReeBit Network

Bedwars, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Dedication, Enjoyable, Environment, Events, Fairness, Features, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, non toxic, online gaming, ReeBit Network, Server, skill, Survival, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

At ReeBit, we are dedicated to creating an environment that is enjoyable and competitive for everyone. We take great pride in being a completely non-pay-to-win server, which means that all players have access to the same core gameplay features and can achieve success through dedication and skill.

play.reeguy.nl

The Not-So-Vanilla World of Elak, where even the creepers wear sprinkles!

Adventure, ALE, Brewing, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Friends, Ip:, java, Legacy, Map, market, NotSoVanilla, recipes, Semi Vanilla, server info, sprinkles, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Vanilla, weapons, wear, whiskey, wine, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	405	Void Gems Collected:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

World of Elak Minecraft Server

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ale, wine, whiskey and more, including custom recipes!
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together.

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by obtaining the IP/server info from our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Can I play solo on the server?	While you can play solo, we encourage players to join or form tribes for a more collaborative and engaging experience.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host in-game events such as treasure hunts, PvP tournaments, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and handle any instances of griefing.

Dungeon Delight Minecraft Server

Addictive, boss fight, bullet hell, Challenging, DELIGHT, Difficult, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, Enter the gungeon, Entertaining, Fun, Gaming, indie game, learning curve, long tail tag, Minecraft, phase 3, Resourceful Rat, rogue like, Server, skill-based, Top-down Shooter, tough enemies, video game

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magic Items Found:	2387	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of taking on the Resourceful Rat in Phase 3! Trust us, it’s harder than trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. But don’t worry, even if you suck at it like our friend here, you’ll still have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few creepers who moonlight as stand-up comedians. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the epic adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

Adult, cat, Cat Roleplay, Edition, Epic, Erotic Roleplay, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, forum, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Roleplaying Thread, smp, Thread, walk, Walk Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Farms Harvested:	138
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

MentalCraft: No Boyfriends Allowed

ABUSIVE, Allowed, anxiety, Boundary, Boyfriend, boyfriends, dealbreaker, depression, emotional, Empathy, Father, hormones, medication, mental health, MentalCraft, overreacting, Pregnancy, ptsd, relationship, Support, Therapy, trigger, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?

But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!

TimeWarpGamer – Minecraft SMP

altering events, altering the past, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, Alternate Universe, butterfly effect, change history, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, past mistakes, redo, regret, reimagining the past, Revision, rewriting history, second chances, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeWarpGamer, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join our server and go back in time to change history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Want to make dinosaurs roam the earth again? Done. Want to give cavemen smartphones? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky time-traveling server. So grab your pickaxe and hop in your time machine, because the past is your playground on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHappyHour

aromatherapy, BlockyHappyHour, Deep Breathing, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, MASSAGE, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, unwind, yoga

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).

Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!

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