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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, ApologyCraft, Canada, CBC News, Colonialism, Cultural preservation, Dakota, first nations, formal apology, Government, historic designation, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, Lakota, Minecraft, Nations, native american, North America, reconciliation, Refugees, Server, treaty rights

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	240	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE APOLOGIZE TO PIXELATED DAKOTA AND LAKOTA NATIONS FOR BEING CALLED REFUGEES.

WE GOT PIXELATED CANADIAN PRIME MINISTERS SAYIN SORRY AND GIVIN OUT FREE DIAMOND BLOCKS AS COMPENSATION.

COME BUILD A PIXELATED TEEPEE AND RIDE A PIXELATED MOOSE WHILE WE MAKE HISTORY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD.

JOIN US FOR SOME PIXELATED APOLOGY FUN!

PentagonCraft: Russia’s Reach

Cold War tensions, defense department, Diplomacy, Diplomatic Outreach, foreign affairs, geopolitical relations, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliance, military communication, military cooperation, military strategy, NATO summit, pentagon, PentagonCraft, phone call, political dialogue, Reach, russia, Russia-NATO relations, Russias, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, liek, u kno how russia and nato r havin a big fight, rite? well, dis minecraft server is liek da perfect place to settle all dat drama. come join us and u can be da peacemaker between russia and nato, u can build bridges and stuff and maybe even have a dance-off to decide who wins. plus, u can ride polar bears and drink vodka while u play. it’s gonna be epic, bro. so come on, join us and be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history. da world is counting on u!

JurassicBirdPhobia

ancestral memory, ancient world, coexistence, Cognitive science, Dinosaurs, Evolution, fear of birds, History, Human Behavior, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, JurassicBirdPhobia, modern-day humans, phobias, prehistoric creatures, Psychology, Snakes, speculation, Spiders, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS that you can ride and battle against! imagine riding a T-rex into battle against a giant chicken boss, it’s gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥

our server is so cool that even cavemen are jealous of our advanced technology and cool mods. we have flying pterodactyls that can take you on a tour of the server, just watch out for their droppings 😂

if you’re not convinced yet, just imagine building your own Jurassic Park on our server and watching as your dinosaurs roam free and terrorize the other players. it’s gonna be chaos and we love it! 🦖🦕

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into battle on the backs of dinosaurs together! but watch out for those pesky birds, they’re the real enemy here 😜🐦🚫

Spectre SMP: Where Creepers ask for permission before exploding. Only grown-up Creepers allowed!

Allowed, application, Builders, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Europe, Exploding, Farming, Friendly, grownup, Longevity, Mature, Minecarts, Performance Mods, Permission, PvP, recipe changes, Redstone, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Spectre SMP
Version	Vanilla 1.21
Focus	Collaborative and friendly environment
Community	Established, friendly, and symbiotic
Server Specifications	Fabric 1.21 Hosted in Europe Lots of performance mods Minor recipe changes Faster minecarts Simple Voice Chat Image2Map FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
Contact	Discord Server

FAQ

What do you offer on Spectre SMP?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly, and symbiotic community where players collaborate on events and communal projects. The server focuses on longevity, discourages speedrunning, and has a diamond-based economy.

What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for builders, redstoners, players who interact well with others, creative minds with large goals, and active community members who participate in server meetings and discussions.

What are the server specifications and mods used?

The server runs on Fabric 1.21 and is hosted in Europe. It has lots of performance mods, minor recipe changes, faster minecarts, Simple Voice Chat, Image2Map, and FSit.

How can I join Spectre SMP?

If you’re interested in joining, you can hop into our Discord server and send us an application there.

Discord Invite Link

ThirdWorldIncel Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, cultural norms, dating struggles, discrimination, emotional well being, gender dynamics, incel, Loneliness, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, online communities, relationship challenges, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressures, stigma, support groups, third-world country, ThirdWorldIncel, toxic masculinity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Are you tired of being an incel from a third world country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incel woes behind as you embark on a virtual adventure like no other.

On our server, you can finally experience what it’s like to have friends who actually want to hang out with you. No more rejection, no more loneliness – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground incel society, where you can bond with fellow incels from around the world and plot your ultimate revenge on all those who have wronged you. Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your incel identity at the door and join us on our server for a wild ride of friendship, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate among the pixels.

YT-DLP Craft Minecraft Server

command line, Craft, Download, executable, installation, Installation Guide, Latest Version, linux, Minecraft, Outdated, package manager, PIP, repositories, Server, software, symbolic link, Terminal, Troubleshooting, ubuntu, update, Upgrade, usr/local folder, yt-dlp, ytdlp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ores Mined:	1656	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Void Gems Collected:	25	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of outdated versions of yt-dlp cramping your style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have the latest and greatest version of yt-dlp ready for you to use, no symbolic links required. Join us and experience the joy of downloading your favorite YouTube videos with ease. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself uses our server to keep up with the latest memes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DisneyDrama Minecraft Server

DisneyDrama, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a magical escape? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind! Just like this mom who saved up for a dream trip to Disneyland, you too can save up for epic adventures in our server.

Imagine a world where you can build your own Disneyland, invite all your friends, and even create your own roller coasters! Who needs a deadbeat dad and his outdoorsy adventures when you can have the time of your life in our virtual theme park?

Don’t feel bad for not inviting your ex’s son to Disneyland, feel empowered to create your own magical kingdom where only the coolest kids are allowed. Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, in our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny.

WeddingCraft: SorryNotSorry

Apology, backyard wedding, casual affair, casual wedding, Communication, county fair, Friend, friendship, guest list, last minute wedding, misunderstanding, scheduling conflict, small gathering, SorryNotSorry, time off work, Wedding, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, work conflict

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than planning a wedding with a demanding friend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and chaos that will make you forget all about wedding planning woes.

Our server is so casual, you can show up whenever you want without worrying about being fired from your job like that poor cook at the county fair. And don’t worry about checking dates, because we don’t even have a calendar in Minecraft! Plus, our only planning involves crafting the perfect diamond sword to slay some creepers.

So ditch the drama and join our server for a stress-free, slap-in-the-face-free good time. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with wedding invite drama.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

CraftyPixel, designer brands, elite brands, elusive brands, exclusive brands, exclusive labels, hidden gems, high society brands, high-end brands, limited edition brands, luxury brands, Minecraft, niche brands, obscure brands, premium brands, rare brands, secret brands, Server, top brands, top secret brands, top-tier brands, ultra-exclusive brands, underground brands

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6271
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, only the top 0.000001% of players know about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and secret underground parties with Notch himself.

Our server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered, where you can find rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and become part of the elite 0.000001%? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft adventurer!

CraftyMealDealz

30 minute meals, affordable cooking, budget-friendly, cheap meals, comfort food, cooking on a budget, CraftyMealDealz, easy meals, economical recipes, family dinners, fast dinners, frugal cooking, Healthy Eating, homemade meals, leftovers, meal planning, one pot meals, pantry staples, quick meals, simple recipes, student meals

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a special “TNT Surprise” dish that will blow your taste buds away! Just gather some gunpowder, redstone, and sand, and voila – a delicious explosion of flavor!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a magical flying pig that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. It’s the ultimate mode of transportation for any adventurous player looking to spice up their gameplay.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, take a dip in our lava hot tub where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Just be careful not to get too cozy, or you might end up with a crispy new look!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your fireproof armor)!