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Virginity Lost in Blocky Land

“Youth, advice, Communication, empowerment, Experience, growth, hindsight, Intimacy, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, regrets, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Sexuality, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	128462	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make losing your virginity look like child’s play! Our server is so exhilarating, it’ll make you wish you had listened to our advice before getting immersed in the virtual world of blocks and cows. With epic adventures and crazy challenges waiting for you at every turn, you’ll forget all about that awkward moment from your past. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

Bimmalord Server

Bimmalord Server, Chest Shop, Crates, Custom Enchants, Daily Rewards, Economy, Items, Join, Keys, Minecraft, multiplayer, NL, Players, Rewards, Server, Server Shop, Spawners, Survival, Trading

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bimmalord Server This is a Multiplayer Survival Server!

We have 3 different economy systems. You can create a chest shop to buy or sell items from other players. Server Shop what you can use for Buying/Selling items. Custom Enchants. (NOT PvP related) Create your own spawners by using a spawn egg what you can get in the game. Daily Rewards System Key’s to open Crates. Trading with other people. And more….

LANGUAGE: NL If you like to join? We see you on the Server from Bimmalord!

play.bimmalord.nl:25755

Crafty AF

200 pbtid china hate spam threads, alex ford, all for free, Be me, billions of chinese live in my head rent free., black sheep of the family, Crafty, each moment of my life is spent seething about china, get kicked out of china for being a fag, girl in pic refuses to fuck me, meacham, No Kids, raised by freemasons, spend the next decade spamming, teach english in china, unmarried

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!

athlete, athleticism, Championship, Competition, dart player, dartcraft, darts, Dedication, Focus, Game, hand-eye coordination, player, Practice, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, projectiles, question.., skill, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, Tournament, Training

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where darts are actually athletes! That’s right, our server is home to a whole community of competitive dart players who have taken their skills to the virtual world. Watch out for flying darts as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and try not to get hit!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when one of these sneaky fowls will swoop in and steal your precious loot!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and give you a good laugh, come join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, darts are athletes too!

Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

Campaign, Candidate, Celebrity, celebrity culture, election, FAMOUS, Government, influential, leadership, Media, non-political, Popular, Potential, power, president, public figure, public opinion, QUALIFIED, Role Model, Support

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	8802	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

EmpCraft

1.20.6, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, EmpCraft, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Smpserves, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Towns Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crops Grown:	5402
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2552	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchantments Applied:	211
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4202
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Emeralds Found:	9859

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

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