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Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3709	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchantments Applied:	191	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Potions Brewed:	189	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1190
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	7155

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mines Excavated:	3453
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!