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Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

AMERICANS, Healthcare, healthcare comparison, healthcare costs, healthcare costs comparison, healthcare disparities, healthcare expenses, healthcare outcomes, healthcare outcomes comparison, healthcare performance, healthcare quality, healthcare quality comparison, healthcare services, healthcare services comparison, healthcare spending, healthcare spending comparison, healthcare system, healthcare system comparison, Minecraft, outcomes, peer countries, Play, scam

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Towns Built:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

AI creativity, AI Innovation, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, Crafty, Creative AI, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, digital creativity, Generative Art, Image Creation, Image Generation, image synthesis, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, visual art, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Star Shards Collected:	73	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ores Mined:	4631
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Animals Bred:	163
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	743433	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!