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Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

Anime, Assumes she’s better than everyone else, Band, blocky, Camp, Can quit at any moment, Character development, Competition, Doesn’t change her uniform, Doesn’t want to cause trouble, Drama, Edition, euphonium, Euphonium player, Hibike, Hibike Euphonium, high school, leadership, Music, peer pressure, Refuses to elaborate further, Says she’s only there to have fun, Shows up, Stays, team dynamics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Pandemonium: Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	249	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the BNWO (Better Nether World Order) is taking over and whitebois are being wiped out to extinction! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us as we embrace our own genocide and watch as our women leave us for the better race – the Endermen! No guns, no fighting, just pure chaos and hilarity as we accept our fate and enable the BNWO to reach all parts of the world. So come on, don’t be a whiteboi, join us and cream to your own extinction today!

Crafty Vaginas: The Ultimate Tongue Cleaning Adventure!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: you’re in a virtual world where you get to clean Turkish vaginas with your tongue… Wait, what?! Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll feel like you’re living in a crazy dream. Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineCrafty VTubers & Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, Links, minecrafty, Premiere, privacy tips, Shenanigans, Startup, Startups, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most epic Vtuber advice you’ll ever receive! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered! Want to know if there’s an audience for something completely random like juggling while singing opera? We’ll give you the lowdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is like a virtual playground of creativity and chaos. Need help with video editing? We’ve got recommendations that will blow your mind! And if you have any burning questions, just ask away and brace yourself for some real feedback (or maybe just some trolling, who knows?).

And hey, if you’re looking to join a Vtuber company, we’ve got the inside scoop on open auditions. From Brave to Hololive, we’ve got the links that will take your Vtubing career to the next level!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you get Vtuber advice while building a pixelated castle and fighting off creepers? It’s a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness. So hop on board and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Crafty Beats: Where Creepers Drop the Hottest Mixtapes!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Buildings Constructed:	47	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring music on the radio? Well, come join our Minecraft server where our players unironically make better music than 95% of the industry! From creeper-themed rap battles to zombie disco parties, our players have some serious musical talent that will have you grooving all night long. Who needs mainstream artists when you can jam out with our Minecraft maestros? Join now for a musical experience like no other!

ZombieBrainzCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in rare feathers. That’s right, forget about diamonds, feathers are the new currency here!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs who have a taste for adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy quests and shenanigans you’ll get into with them by your side?

So come join us on our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means mistaking our server name for a social justice movement. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTactics – Where Strategy Meets Fun!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	156
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Potions Brewed:	73
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tactical as a game of chess played by robots? Look no further than our ROGER ROGER Edition server! Join us for epic battles and strategic gameplay that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine Rainbow Six meets Minecraft – that’s the level of intensity you’ll experience on our server. From SWAT missions to stealth operations, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the Turn Based Tactics section – XCOM has nothing on the battles you’ll face here.

But wait, there’s more! Real Time Tactics that will have you sweating like a creeper in the sun, and Third Person Squad-based action that will make you feel like a hero in a blockbuster movie. And let’s not forget about the Stealth missions – sneaking around like a ninja has never been so fun!

Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we don’t discuss ARM* here – we’re all about the games, baby. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious fun!

RichCraft: Where you can finally buy all the diamonds and power you want!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where you can’t buy everything your heart desires? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where money and power reign supreme.

On our server, you can buy anything your heart desires, from diamond armor to enchanted weapons to even your own personal army of creepers. Want to build a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a dragon into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also become the ruler of your own kingdom. Declare war on your neighbors, forge alliances with other players, and conquer the entire world! The possibilities are endless when you have money and power on your side.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest dreams of wealth and power in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Fate’s Minecraft Kingdom

Adventure, crown, destiny, divine right, Epic, FANTASY, fate, fate’s chosen, fates, King, Kingdom, Legacy, legend, Minecraft, MONARCH, power, Prophecy, Reign, Royalty, Ruler, Saga, Throne

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land, ruled by the one and only King of Fate! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The King of Fate himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a diamond sword made from the tears of a dragon. Yes, you heard that right, a dragon cried to make this sword.

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky critter you’ll come across.

3. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! The King of Fate encourages creativity and weirdness in all its forms. Who needs stone and wood when you have a dairy kingdom at your fingertips?

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Don’t believe us? Join the server and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join the King of Fate’s Minecraft server today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!