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Crafty Suisei’s Vtuber Village: Where Minecraft meets virtual idols! #1 in universal likability!

5ch, Crafty, foreigners, hololive fans, holostar fans, idol fans, IDOLS, Japan, jp, likability, meets, Minecraft, music fans, nijisanji fans, normies, phase fans, reddit, Suisei, Suisei fans, Suisei popularity, Suiseis, twitter, Universal, universally liked, Village, virtual, VT, Vtuber, yuri fans

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ores Mined:	5964	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is liked by hololive fans, holostar fans, nijisanji fans, phase fans, /vt/, /jp/, 5ch, Twitter, Reddit, yuri fans, music fans, idol fans, Japan, foreigners, and even normies! That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from everyone under the sun.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is blessed by the Vtuber Goddess herself. Join us and bask in the glory of the most universally liked vtuber in existence. You’ll be mining and crafting with the divine energy of vtuber fans from all corners of the internet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a touch of vtuber magic. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret memes along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

PubertyPoundCraft

acceleration, age of puberty, Childhood, childhood development, early puberty, First period, Genes, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic research, genetic study, Girls, indirect, influence, largest study, Links, new study, puberty timing, PubertyPoundCraft, risk factor, weight gain

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	172
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	6158
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christianity, discrimination, Faggots, gay community, Gay Rights, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	305	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Mousetouch Madness Server

brain development, brain research, developmental neuroscience, madness, mGluR1, mouse brain, Mousetouch, neural connections, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological disorders, neuroscientists, Origins, receptor protein, sense of touch, sensory circuits, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, Synaptic Plasticity, temporary connections, treatment options

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	270177	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	4934
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna unlock ur brain’s full potential like a mouse on steroids. our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with short-lived neural connections making u feel things u never felt before. u’ll be touchin’ blocks like never before, thanks to our mGluR1 receptor protein that’s gonna blow ur mind. forget neurodevelopmental disorders, we’re here to create new ways to treat ur boring old brain. so come join us and let’s get touchy-feely in the wildest minecraft server around!

MineCraft PoE Server – Exile Zone

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Console Update, couch co op, Dead, early access, Exile, gameplay, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, latest news, Links, Minecraft, necropolis, November, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, PoE, POE 2, poeg, Server, Tools, Utilities, Walkthrough, witch, Zone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity.

🌟 Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual world is populated by unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Explore dungeons filled with loot, build a castle in the sky, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

🔥 Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will protect you from griefers, hackers, and any other troublemakers. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot and snacks.

💥 And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is the only place in the Minecraft universe where you can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, adventurer! 🚀🔮🐉

BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

banking services, blockchain technology, BlockyBucks, cost efficiency, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., economic impact, electronic payments, financial disruption, financial innovation, financial institutions, financial services, financial technology, financial transactions, FinTech, Minecraft, money transfer, payment systems, peer-to-peer payments, Server, transaction fees

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6895
New Chunks Explored:	533291	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.