Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1100
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, courage, emotional health, empowerment, growth, healing, inner strength, LEAVING, letting go, Liberation, Minecraft, moving on, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, smp, strength, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship, ToxicExGirlfriend

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Mines Excavated:	1169	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

BlockyBootyCraft

Assertiveness, BlockyBootyCraft, body positivity, Communication, Confidence, emotional well being, empowerment, Intimacy, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, sexual health, Sexuality, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9978	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2713
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

BlockquakeCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9595	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

beauties, consent, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, gender expectations, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male entitlement, male privilege, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nordic, objectification, owed sex, scandinavian women, Server, sexual entitlement, sexual harassment, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2172	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	8996

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

brownie baking, chew loudly, ChewCraftersAnonymous, chewing etiquette, chewing trigger, communication breakdown, eating noises, Friendship Dynamics, friendship sacrifice, loud chewing, mental health, misophonia, misophonia struggles, noise sensitivity, open mouth chewing, personal boundaries, respecting triggers, self-care, social boundaries, social interactions, trigger sounds

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	702320
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

BlockPartyJoy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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