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CraftyShit Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday cake, Birthday Party, Cake, celebration, countdown, CraftyShit, dad, EAS alarm, emergency alert, family, family time, Happy Birthday, mfw, Minecraft, Missiles, nuclear war, Presents, Server, Surprise, TV, video game, video game gift

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8730	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

>be me >decide to log onto this Minecraft server for some birthday fun >join the server and immediately get a message saying “Happy Birthday! Prepare for a wild ride!” >start playing and suddenly the ground starts shaking >a giant cake appears in front of me with a sign that says “Blow out the candles to save the server!” >I blow out the candles and the cake explodes into a million fireworks >suddenly, a portal opens up and I’m sucked into a world where everything is made of cake >I have to fight off evil cake monsters and navigate through frosting rivers to find my way back to the real world >after hours of intense gameplay, I finally make it back to the server >everyone is cheering and congratulating me for saving the server with my birthday wish >10/10 would celebrate my birthday on this server again

EuroCraft: Minecraft Server

#Southgate, arrest, Competition, crimes, england, England national team, EURO, EuroCraft, European Championship, football, football manager, interpol, Minecraft, national team, penalties, play style, Server, Soccer, sports, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, UEFA

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8221
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring old soccer matches where England always seems to come out on top? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and help us take down Southgate and his criminal play style!

On our server, you can team up with other players to build giant statues of your favorite footballers and then watch as they come to life and battle it out on the pitch.

But beware, Southgate has spies everywhere, so you’ll need to use all your Minecraft skills to outsmart them and bring justice to the world of soccer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s show Southgate that crime doesn’t pay – especially when it comes to football!

HubbyHuntersCraft

AITAH, appreciation, Chores, Communication, exhaustion, family, feelings, Frustration, Help, HubbyHuntersCraft, husband, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Resentment, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1172

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize fun and teamwork over everything else! Just like this player’s husband, we work hard to provide a great gaming experience for our players. But unlike this husband, we won’t leave you hanging when you need help!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that always has your back. We won’t bail on you for a random drive around town with a new player – we’re committed to making sure you have a great time, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our players will always have your back. No need to feel like an afterthought here – we value each and every player and make sure everyone feels important and included.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left high and dry like this poor player. We promise you’ll have a blast and feel like a top priority every time you log on!

RIP Steve Minecraft Server

cherished memories, dearly departed, deceased family members, departed family members, departed friends, departed loved ones, departed souls, Eternal Love, Fondly remembered, forever missed, Gone but not forgotten, in loving memory, lost loved ones, loved ones in heaven, loved ones in spirit, Minecraft, missing friends, passed away, rest in peace, RIP, Server, steve

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Do you ever wish you could bring back your long lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared in your Minecraft world? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret potion that can bring back any lost creature, even your beloved chicken named Cluckington! Join us and reunite with your feathered friend in the most epic way possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamond blocks waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the ultimate riches and bring back your favorite Minecraft pals from the past!

CheaterCraft: Where Cheating Pays Off!

academic integrity, career, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating in school, Childhood, consequences, Development, dishonesty, education, learning, life choices, long-term effects, Moral values, Pays, personal growth, regret, relationships, School, self reflection, success, teenage years

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of being a noob in real life because you cheated your way through school? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a place where all the blocks are made of cheat codes and the mobs are so dumb they actually help you cheat on your exams. Our server is like a dream come true for all the former cheaters out there.

But be warned, once you start cheating in Minecraft, you may find yourself unable to stop in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the CEO of a major corporation by cheating your way to the top. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and cheat your way to success!

WitchyCraftLandKilifi

accusations, african culture, criminality, cultural practices, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Kenyans, Kilifi, Land, Legal System, marginalized groups, murder, rural communities, Social Issues, superstition, traditional beliefs, violence, witchcraft, WitchyCraftLandKilifi

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3039	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lol, join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the crazy witchcraft of Kilifi! we got witches, we got land, we got murder… jk jk, just lots of fun and games on this server! come build ur own land and show those witches who’s boss. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so join now and let’s have a blast together!

PixelatedLifeSwap

Authenticity, Empathy, Experience, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Life, personal growth, perspective, PixelatedLifeSwap, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, self-realization, Understanding, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	54
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna escape the boring reality of your own life and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken every time they tried to mine them! Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a castle while clucking around like a poultry!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is upside down. That’s right, you’ll be walking on the ceiling, fighting mobs with your feet, and trying not to fall into the endless sky below. It’s a real trip, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of insanity? Let’s get blocky, baby!

PoshBritInMinecraftServer

Adventure, appalachia, British, Contrast, countryside, Cross-cultural, Culture Shock, Exploration, guy, humor, Lifestyle, luxury, Posh, PoshBritInMinecraftServer, reaction, Rich, social experiment, Stereotypes, travel, unexpected, West Virginia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Imagine this: a super posh rich British guy gets transported to the middle of West Virginia in the game. Watch as he tries to navigate his way through the wilderness, encountering hillbillies, moonshine stills, and maybe even a Bigfoot or two. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing for days. Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll stumble upon in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, conundrum, Cryptic, Enigma, hidden message, Minecraft, mysterious author, Mystery, No. 58727699, perplexing, puzzlement, puzzling, Riddle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, uh oh, unidentified, unknown identity, unknown origin

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pig express to explore the skies above?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CrashCraft Minecraft Server

car repair shop, CONTENT, Crashcraft, crashed car, DAUGHTER, family, Friends, Honda prelude, Humiliating, hypothetical example, Joy Ride, Minecraft, Off road, Permission, Pole, Server, sexist, sports car, teenager, totaled, vlog, vlogged, youtube channel

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t crash cars, we crash creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server owner is a car repair guru by day and a YouTube sensation by night. He’s got stories for days, like the time his daughter took his sports car for a joy ride and ended up crashing it. But don’t worry, we promise not to let her near any virtual vehicles on our server.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as entertaining as a car repair shop reality show? Plus, we’ve got the best virtual mechanics around to help you fix up your pixelated rides.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on all the fun – join us today and let’s Minecraft and chill!