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Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7456
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7266	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	715
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9286
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	6514	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Chimeras Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Towns Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Farms Harvested:	820	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!