| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7269 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 1364 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6874 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3078 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8945 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5517 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3444 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Emeralds Found: | 6455 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1740 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2367 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5988 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2566 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3788 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 5347 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 62 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1186 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 132 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7470 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
