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DetentionCraft: LapGate LOL
Are you tired of awkward bus rides and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about random strangers sitting on your lap or getting detention for standing up for yourself. Plus, our virtual world is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about overcrowding or lack of seats. So come join us and leave all the bus drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing sitting on your lap will be your pet pig! -
BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.
So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!
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Crafty26 – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever! LOL
incapable of growing facial hair, get ID’d for cold meds, not a fag, 26.., how do I use this to my advantageWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server where your lack of facial and body hair is not only accepted, but celebrated! Our round-faced players are the life of the party, and you’ll never have to worry about getting ID’d for cold meds because who needs them when you’re having this much fun?Join us and unleash your inner freeze-up-when-a-girl-talks-to-you self, because on this server, we’re all about embracing our awkwardness and turning it into pure gaming gold. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
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BlockyBedBizarre
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your last Tinder date? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and insanity, just without the motion sickness (unless you’re playing in VR, then good luck).Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race, don’t question it).
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions (watch out for the zombie unicorns), and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
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VietnamCraft Server: US Defense Ties
u want to join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like vietnam tryna expand its security and defense ties with the US but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles like the vietnam war but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers. u can build bomb shelters and hide from the enemy players tryna take over ur land. plus, we got secret tunnels and underground bases for u to explore. join now and be a part of the epic war for domination in minecraft land! -
Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace
so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness -
Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam! -
DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds
LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW
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RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server
We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!
Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.
Join now!
play.risecraft.xyz
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The Coping Dead Server: Where zombies cope with their undead life crisis in 1.18.2
The Coping Dead Server Overview
Server Features 80 mods including Lost Cities, Crafting Dead core mods, custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes, and more Points of Interests Custom locations for loot spawns Factions Create factions to fight against other survivors Shop & Marketplace Sell loot and trade valuable items Join Server & Discord IP: 185.137.94.42:25662 Discord: https://discord.gg/KVDY4YRg9m FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I download the modpack? Join our Discord server and you will find the modpack download link in the announcements channel. Can I play solo or do I need to join a faction? You can play solo or team up with other survivors by creating or joining a faction. What kind of loot can I find in the custom points of interests? You can find a variety of loot including weapons, food, medical supplies, and crafting materials. Are there PvP events on the server? Yes, we occasionally host PvP events with rewards for the winning factions. How do I sell my loot in the shop? You can sell your loot at the shop by interacting with the shopkeeper NPC.