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DetentionCraft: LapGate LOL
Are you tired of awkward bus rides and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about random strangers sitting on your lap or getting detention for standing up for yourself. Plus, our virtual world is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about overcrowding or lack of seats. So come join us and leave all the bus drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing sitting on your lap will be your pet pig! -
BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.
So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!
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Crafty26 – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever! LOL
get ID’d for cold meds, incapable of growing facial hair, not doing any of that stuff, lol, CREEPERSWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server where your lack of facial and body hair is not only accepted, but celebrated! Our round-faced players are the life of the party, and you’ll never have to worry about getting ID’d for cold meds because who needs them when you’re having this much fun?Join us and unleash your inner freeze-up-when-a-girl-talks-to-you self, because on this server, we’re all about embracing our awkwardness and turning it into pure gaming gold. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
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YellCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.
Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?
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USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.
So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!
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PlyCrafters United
bathroom essentials, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper brands, eco-friendly options, toilet paper qualityAre you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever! -
VeggieCraft: No More Meat!
so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together! -
CoronaCraft Survival
Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server
Server Name CoronaCraft Members 200 members Season 8th season Website Website Link Discord Discord Link Server Features:
- Custom Advancements.
- Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
- Bedrock Crossplay.
- Expansive Shopping District.
- Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
- Server Events.
- Custom Roles.
- Server perks for donors.
- Friendly and helpful community.
- Community Projects all the time.
- Giveaways.
- 24/7 Server Uptime.
- Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
- Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
- Crafting Tweaks.
- Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?
A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.
Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?
A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.
Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?
A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.
Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?
A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.
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Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21
Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!
And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!