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Join My Army of Demanding Players

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We require a payment of over 50k up-front before you even sign in. Why? Because we believe in the power of cold, hard cash to fuel your Minecraft adventures.

2. Want to have Sydney Sweeney as your in-game girlfriend for a whole week? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Just imagine the epic quests you’ll go on together.

3. Our sergeant is a master pizza chef, and he will impress you by making a pizza with more meat than you could ever imagine. And if you can top his creation, you’ll earn the respect of the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible, and the adventures never end. Just watch out for creepers with a taste for pizza!

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	2202	Dragon Eggs Found:	2554
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!