5000 HOURS Transforming Minecraft Minecraft Servers

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchantments Applied:	189	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Void Armor Forged:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Animals Bred:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	279	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	730	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	534
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	536410
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	3292
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!