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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8936	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7914

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7533	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Farms Harvested:	319	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Animals Bred:	198
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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