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SummerGrad Minecraft Server

adult jobs, advice, Boredom, closed weekends, computer monitor, confusion, easy classes, Friends, graduate early, hanging out, Help, Lifestyle, losing it, mental health, Minecraft, picrel, Server, social life, stress, Summer, SummerGrad, uncertainty, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	531

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and graduate early by completing our “Minecraft University” classes, where the only homework is building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Our server is so addictive that you’ll find yourself spending every weekend online, because let’s face it, real life friends are overrated when you can have virtual friends who will never leave you for a job.

Don’t be like the picrel guy losing it, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

FangCraft: F*ck Trish Edition Minecraft Server

#AIChatbots, #AO3page, #BlenderModels, #Fangboard, #ficSpreadsheet, #FuckTrish, #GreentextMega, #LowPolyModels, #PreviousThreads, #SnootArchive, #SnootGame, #ThreadArchives, #WaniHugThatGator, Aggie, Anon, Archive, art, Downloads, Edition, Fang, FangCraft, fck, FICS, FRIDAY, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Server, Snootboorus, trish

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Farms Harvested:	574	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Are you ready to hug that gator? Our server is the only place where you can fulfill your wildest dreams of hugging a gator in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

But that’s not all, we also have a Snoot Game that will blow your mind. Explore a world like no other, filled with adventure, mystery, and of course, snoots.

And let’s not forget about the epic OST that will have you jamming out while you play. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist dancing along to the tunes of Snoot Game.

Join now for access to our exclusive Fang board playlists, where you can rock out to the latest hits while building your Minecraft empire.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of fics and art with our Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheet. Immerse yourself in the creative side of Minecraft like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we even have AI chatbots and Blender models to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Get ready to be amazed by the possibilities on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin. Who knows, you might even get the chance to flirt with Trish herself!

NoDrunkCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, aita, alcohol dependency, alcoholism, Boundaries, communication problems, Decision making, enabling behavior, family dynamics, health concerns, intervention, Minecraft, NoDrunkCraft, personal responsibility, relationship issues, self-destructive behavior, Server, support system, tough choices, tough love, unhealthy habits

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	6567
Wilderness Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	450289
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s drinking habits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your worries – just like how my girlfriend forgets about her doctor’s warnings when her family comes to visit!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!

So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!

CraftyWifeNoLife

childcare, Communication, contributions, Crafting, CraftyWifeNoLife, family, financial situation, hand-me-downs, hobby, Kids, Marriage, Materials, modest living, net-positive financial situation, part time job, Quality-Life, Resentment, SAHM, selling items, stress, work schedule

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2531	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and wacky characters!

Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!

Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!

Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Items Found:	2448
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

CraftyFeministRevolt

activism, civil rights, concern, CraftyFeministRevolt, Democracy, election, equality, feminism, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, justice reform, Justices, policy, Political, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you worried about Trump taking away women’s rights? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where women rule supreme! No need to worry about Trump appointing more justices when you can join us and build a utopia where women are the ultimate bosses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a powerful enchantment that repels any misogynistic trolls trying to invade. So come join us and fight for gender equality, one block at a time!

PalestineCraft Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, human rights violation, illegal annexation, illegal occupation, international condemnation, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, PalestineCraft, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian territories, peace process, Server, territorial dispute, UN court, united nations, United Nations General Assembly, United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	4737	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	2454
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!