New Minecraft Servers 2025

4k plate Minecraft Servers

4k plate Minecraft Servers

  • Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

    Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4823
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 500
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

    Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

    And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP

    Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6650
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.

    But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Embrace IQ Minecraft Server

    Embrace IQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9415
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 4887 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3485
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 New Chunks Explored: 343514
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

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    Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

    So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Piggy Minecraft SMP Body

    Piggy Minecraft SMP Body
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 1568
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1933 Falling into the Void: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1000
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Holy Grails Found: 2

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 348
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4190 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 305
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4188
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!

    Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.

    With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6943
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 3208
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3893
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

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    Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!

    157.90.3.16:40000

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  • Life or Death Minecraft Server

    Life or Death Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9767
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dimension Hops: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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