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4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	653	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9269	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	147	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

Abramss, Actors, Adventure, Author, Characters, Emma Mackey, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, film, Glen Powell, IMDb, J.J, J.J. Abrams, jenna ortega, mentor, Minecraft, Movie, mythical world, New Movie, popular novels, Quest, Samuel L. Jackson, Save, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4838
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Emeralds Found:	319

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, Animal Behavior, Animals, anting, ants, bird behavior, Birds, birdwatchers, ecology, entomology, foraging behavior, insect behavior, interspecies interaction, Minecraft, Mutualism, natural history, Nature, ornithology, Server, symbiotic relationship, wildlife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

French Please SMP Thank You

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Votes:	3098
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Towns Built:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a culinary adventure like no other! We have imported French conversation technology to enhance our Asian products, creating a fusion of flavors that will blow your mind. Ever tried caramelized soy sauce? You can thank Alfred Clouët for that genius idea. Our server is a melting pot of cuisines from around the world, all Frenchified and ready to be enjoyed by players from all corners of the globe. So come join us and taste the magic of our unique culinary creations – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!