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4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?

EzPzCraft – Not as Hard as They Say!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5008	Potions Brewed:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We promise, mining for diamonds is easier than tying your shoelaces in this wacky world. Our server is so magical, even creepers are afraid of exploding because they might miss out on all the fun!

Rumor has it, our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they only steal your blocks to build you a surprise castle made entirely of gold!

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking pigs who will trade you enchanted items for bacon. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can challenge the legendary Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted feather boots that make you jump higher than a slime on a trampoline.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen)!

PakOilCraft: Fueling Destiny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5639	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE PAKISTAN BUT WITH OIL AND STUFF. LIKE, LITERALLY, WE FOUND OIL IN MINECRAFT AND IT’S GONNA CHANGE OUR DESTINY.

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS EPIC JOURNEY TO RICHES AND FAME. WE’RE GONNA BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, Y’ALL.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH TREASURE? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE (OR MINECRAFT-LIFE) TREASURE HUNT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE LAND OF OIL-RICH PAKISTAN. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

Crafty Automation: No Bots Allowed!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1729	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a handmade masterpiece in a world of automated garbage. We ain’t no robots runnin’ dis joint, we got real peeps makin’ sure u have da best time ever.

Imagine dis, u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can talk and chickens can dance. U buildin’ a castle made of diamonds while ridin’ a unicorn. And guess what? The unicorns poop out rainbow blocks for u to use in your buildin’ adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakin’ it down, and skeletons showin’ off their sick dance moves.

So come on over to our Minecraft server, where the only thing automated is the fun. Join us and be part of a community where handmade is the only way to play. Let’s get crafty, baby!

Elongasome Curvature Craft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got outer membrane porin-lipoprotein complex action going on! we got crazy elongasome movement that will blow ur mind and establish cell curvature like u never seen before!

we got Rhodospirillum rubrum up in here, doin its thang and makin our server the most lit place to be! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Genshin Impact is an open-world action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. It features a fantasy world called Teyvat, where players control a traveler searching for their lost sibling. The game is known for its gacha system, which allows players to obtain new characters and weapons through in-game currency. Genshin Impact has gained immense popularity for its stunning visuals, engaging gameplay, and free-to-play model.

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the pasta is al dente and the PvP is extra cheesy!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Join our Discord community

Mac land is a survival server with an old-school SMP vibe, featuring PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a unique community. The server has been running for a few months and has established a small but active player base. There are several towns to explore, a simple spawn shop, player-owned shops, a starter kit, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins like brewery and RP features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a few months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a survival experience with PvP, a friendly community, towns to explore, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/Y9KWkNWucA.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Crafty Memory Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you come from a long line of sex-havers! Yes, that’s right, every single one of your ancestors has gotten down and dirty to ensure your existence. Join us and continue the tradition of being a part of a family tree filled with passionate love-making!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll find the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Horny Enderman who can’t stop checking you out, or the Seductive Creeper who winks at you before exploding in a cloud of heart-shaped confetti.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Love Shack” area, where players can build their own romantic getaways complete with heart-shaped beds, rose petal trails, and mood-setting music discs playing in the background.

So come on over and join our server, where love is in the air and the only thing more abundant than diamonds is the passion of your ancestors!

”> Art Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Nepo hiring random players to do his bidding, Sana claiming to be a massive cat (meow!), and bread and pizza becoming the ultimate power couple.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

CraftyClosetClash

belongings, Boundaries, CLOSET, clothes, clothing, Communication, compromise, CraftyClosetClash, decluttering, equality, finances, home, Moving, organization, partner, personal items, possessions, relationship, Respect, Space

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with closet drama in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can hoard as many virtual clothes as you want without anyone judging you! Our server is a safe space for all your pixelated fashion needs.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing your virtual closet without any unwanted opinions from your partner. No more arguments about how many diamond helmets is too many – on our server, the limit does not exist!

Don’t let real-life closet wars bring you down, escape to our Minecraft server where you can be the fashionista you were always meant to be. Plus, no one will ever tell you that you have “too many clothes” here – in fact, the more, the merrier!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life closet drama once and for all. Who knew organizing virtual clothes could be so liberating?